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News & ArtsWednesday, March 2, 2011
Mailbag The Gay-Hating Capitol Hill Condo Owner Responds...
Posted by David Schmader on Wed, Mar 2, 2011 at 3:39 PM
Following up on this, I presume:
Well you goddm no good lousy fucking FAGGOT cocksucker you put my name in your fucking paper and now I get threat. Ok, well see you have just violated a NEW law along with CUKING FUCKING DICK FESES FACE but all is good its all good. I got to make a few phone call but well' see after that dont worry muh nigga its all good NOT!!!!!!!!!
Sigh.
(However, I'm happy to see the return of "NOT!")
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Will in Seattle OWNS "...not!".
If I'd known you guys were into CUKING as well on top of all that other perverted stuff I would have taken his side. That's just not right. People need their salads.
If I'd known you guys were into CUKING as well on top of all that other perverted stuff I would have taken his side. That's just not right. People need their salads.
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"Cuking" maybe a reference to this week's Questionland focus on pickles? I'm trying to assume the very best, here.
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I think this is just a gay man who has been on meth for eleven days and is pissed because he never gets laid.
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Ever since that CUKING FUCKING DICK FESES FACE law went into effect, this city just hasn't been the same.
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This man seems very convinced that the act of making phone calls is much more ominous and threatening than it actually is.
10
As was said in the first thread, dick move for publishing the guys emal address. Isn't that sort of thing discussed in The Stranger Newcomer's Guide for Staff Writers?
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G-mail accounts are throwaway. Anybody with a brain never makes them personally identifiable, nor gives out useful information when signing up for one. Also, if he hadn't actually come out (heh) and SAID SO, I would never have assumed that his name was buried in the e-mail--given his spelling problem, I just thought he was a short, pissed-off guy from Massachusetts. Looked like a typical teabagger blog commenter's handle.
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The probability that this is a troll is rapidly approaching unity. Most people who actually write and/or talk like that are: 1) 16 years old and usually on XBox Live, 2) borderline to seriously schizophrenic and either homeless or in subsidized housing, or 3) rural residents in places with educational systems that make Washington's look like a shining beacon of hope (lookin' at you, Mississippi River states).
In none of those three situations is this person likely to reside in a condo on Cap Hill.
However, I think it's relevant that this second missive appears to be even more drunkenly mangled than the first.
In none of those three situations is this person likely to reside in a condo on Cap Hill.
However, I think it's relevant that this second missive appears to be even more drunkenly mangled than the first.
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In the previous thread, I posted an email that I sent to this flake. I received a response two hours ago.
From: Mark Anthony Pistone, Jr. (ma.pistonejr@gmail.com)
To: REDACTED
Message:
You dirty fucking fag-o-la you just wait. I see Stranger has betray me to the pbulic now I am under THREAT. We'll see about that faggot.
From: Mark Anthony Pistone, Jr. (ma.pistonejr@gmail.com)
To: REDACTED
Message:
You dirty fucking fag-o-la you just wait. I see Stranger has betray me to the pbulic now I am under THREAT. We'll see about that faggot.
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Well, I guess the joke's on him, because everybody knows being a faggot is contagious, and now he's got it. Ha ha.
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Fake response to a fake blog post on a fake e-mail? Some kind of bet Schmader's trying to win, I'd guess. Hope the stakes are high to make it worth all the trouble you're taking Schmader.
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Anybody who actually threatens this guy is a loser. cos uttering threats? even online? is not cool. However, I'm not sure this guy could tell the difference between an *actual threat to his safety* and an email inbox full of sarcastic, mocking messages.
Actually, I'm pretty sure he cant.
Actually, I'm pretty sure he cant.
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Oh venomlash...you must be shaking in your pink plastic my little pony boots! However, if I may just say that fag-o-la is possibly my favourite new word, so I think this has all been worth it...
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I wonder if this is the same guy:
http://www.tcunation.com/groups/group/li…
Seems almost too perfect.
http://www.tcunation.com/groups/group/li…
Seems almost too perfect.
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@29: I didn't even threaten him. I just advised him to join the Gay Mafia. Anyone got suggestions as to what I should tell him his new Gay Mafia nickname will be?
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@33, we could call him Hot Carl, due to his "CUKING FUCKING DICK FESES FACE" phrase. That phrase gave me a laugh.
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Why do assholes like this think they can yell at us without our calling them on it? And why do they then get livid because in their minds no gay person would stand up for him or herself? Sorry, I know you're used to picking on us without any pushback, but in words I never thought I have to say again, "We're here, we're queer, get used to it."
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@44 Yeah. I was standing outside a gay bar a couple of years ago, waiting for my boyfriend, when a couple of sketchy guys came along wheeling a bike. They told me some bullshit story about how their other bike had been stolen and this one damaged and they needed busfare or, oh noes, they would have to walk all the way home, yadda yadda. I told them I wasn't giving them any money, probably without hiding my disbelief/lack of interest/contempt very well, to which they responded "This is why people hate you guys!". Why, for not being a soft touch for your lame scam/sob story? Fuck off!
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@31, good find. I'm guessing TCUNation sprang from the loins of Texas Christian University. I notice that a group he belongs to ("latest activity September 2010") exists to thank "Vice President D*** Cheney for his service." HAHAHA! Either it auto-censors Cheney's name, or somebody censored it manually. Really?! When they try to say it out loud, do they cough into their hands?
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@47
'Really?! When they try to say it out loud, do they cough into their hands? '
yes. they do it for the lube.
'Really?! When they try to say it out loud, do they cough into their hands? '
yes. they do it for the lube.
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@47. TCUnation has nothing to do with Texas Christian University. I am a seminary student at TCU, where we are strongly committed to social justice, and particularly to LGBT equality in both the Church and society.
Also, more on point, the TCUnation profile lists him as living in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, not Seattle.
Also, more on point, the TCUnation profile lists him as living in Rancho Cucamonga, CA, not Seattle.
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@51, sorry--didn't mean to cast aspersions on TCU. Just assumed an alum had set up a group that veered pretty far right. I know the DoC denomination is one of the more inclusive, and I remember the Brite prof's IGBP video AND your comments (your Slog identity conjures up a unique visual image).
Re: your last point, the subject of this post did say he had recently moved to Seattle from elsewhere.
Re: your last point, the subject of this post did say he had recently moved to Seattle from elsewhere.
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hey remember that time The Stranger staff posted peoples home addresses because they had Republican signs in their yard?
I posted Dans (and several others) home addresses, and boy did that get deleted quickly.
Stay classy, hypocrites!
I posted Dans (and several others) home addresses, and boy did that get deleted quickly.
Stay classy, hypocrites!
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@52. Thanks. I get defensive about my school. It's a wonderful place -- but we are unfortunately part of two groups (Texans and Christians) that engage far too much needless asshattery.
Re: the subject of this post, I still think/hope this is a fake. Hilarity is so much better than tragedy.
Re: my slog identity: http://www.jhu.edu/~news_info/laxquiz/la….
Re: the subject of this post, I still think/hope this is a fake. Hilarity is so much better than tragedy.
Re: my slog identity: http://www.jhu.edu/~news_info/laxquiz/la….
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Nothing good can come from this. Every newspaper gets these batshit letters. There's a reason they don't publish them.
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@24 Now I'm jealous, you got a personal batshit crazy response and I didn't. I do agree with Canuck, fag-o-la was worth it!
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He lives in Seattle, but I wonder where he works...I bet someone could find out. I'm sure his employer would be interested in these emails..
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