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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Nepotism / Religion Re: Jews Not Christ-Killers

Posted by on Wed, Mar 2, 2011 at 4:02 PM

In response to Eli's post about our German friend Ratzy saying, finally, that Jews are not responsible for Jesus's death, my very funny sister, Maureen, says:

Actually, it was gay porn stars who killed Christ. I mean, come on, you've seen their Roman soldier get-ups, those lace-up boots and the short armor skirt? They might as well be on a casting call for A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Santorum.

I'm just saying, I would totally rent A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Santorum.

 

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You're right! The gay porn stars did kill Christ-

(WARNING LINK NSFW)
http://darkalley.com/product.php?product…
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on March 2, 2011 at 4:31 PM
COMTE 2
"I have a wewy gweat fweind win Wome by the name Wick Santowum..."
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on March 2, 2011 at 4:56 PM
this guy I know in Spokane 3
That reminds me, I have to go click "Santorum" a few more times. Gotta keep that Google ranking up there.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on March 2, 2011 at 5:14 PM
this guy I know in Spokane 4
Oh, and @1 - whoa. Thanks.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on March 2, 2011 at 5:16 PM
OuterCow 5
Fudge the dates a lil and you could work Emperor Hadrian in their swishing it up.
Posted by OuterCow on March 2, 2011 at 5:36 PM
OuterCow 6
*there* sonofoabitch
Posted by OuterCow on March 2, 2011 at 5:39 PM
sirkowski 7
"So, Jesus, you a snail or oyster guy?"
Posted by sirkowski http://www.missdynamite.com on March 2, 2011 at 7:59 PM
8
Fabulous!
Posted by mr pinky on March 3, 2011 at 9:13 AM
gnr8r 9
That was genius. Santorum...
Posted by gnr8r http://www.plutosrevenge.blogspot.com on March 3, 2011 at 9:21 AM

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