Guys! Justin Bieber was videotaped kissing Selena Gomez after the Oscars! EWWW!! WATCH THEM KISS!!

EWWWW!!! Totes gah-ross! Time for me to fire off some cruel, but appropriate tweets!

Selena Gomez why don't you die in a hole you dead hag! #buriedalive@JustinBieber's lips have the syphilis! Die, Selena, die! Preferably in a hole!

I have dug two holes: one for @JustinBieber's lips, one for Selena Gomez—TO DIE IN!!!