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Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Bieber Fever Beebs & Gomez Kiss; Die in a Hole

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Mar 2, 2011 at 8:18 AM

Guys! Justin Bieber was videotaped kissing Selena Gomez after the Oscars! EWWW!! WATCH THEM KISS!!

EWWWW!!! Totes gah-ross! Time for me to fire off some cruel, but appropriate tweets!

Selena Gomez why don't you die in a hole you dead hag! #buriedalive@JustinBieber's lips have the syphilis! Die, Selena, die! Preferably in a hole!

I have dug two holes: one for @JustinBieber's lips, one for Selena Gomez—TO DIE IN!!!

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I'm guessing this stopped being a bit a long time ago.

Posted by OuterCow on March 2, 2011 at 8:44 AM

Don't bother. He doesn't do this for an audience anymore, this is pathology.

The most asinine, pig-headed dedication to stupid bullshit since George W. Bush and Iraq. At least this is harmless.

Do you still tell friendster jokes, too Humpy?

"Hey! What's the deal with airline food."

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Posted by Derp on March 2, 2011 at 9:20 AM

He's got good taste in ladies.

Posted by balmonter on March 2, 2011 at 10:00 AM

Haters gonna hate Humpy. You make me laugh.

Posted by Gern Blanston on March 2, 2011 at 10:22 AM

When you say "die in a hole," you mean "la petite mort," no?

Posted by Sat'n on March 2, 2011 at 10:40 AM

Never stop the Bieber coverage. Never.

Posted by Irena on March 2, 2011 at 11:07 AM

The Bieb is in Selena Gomez's hole right this very minute, gettin' ready to die again. He's sixteen, he can probably die six times a night.

Posted by Fnarf

on March 2, 2011 at 11:21 AM

@Fnarf

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Posted by lortext on March 2, 2011 at 11:45 AM

anyone notice that he seemed to be looking at the camera as he kissed her, making sure it was on tape?

Posted by Frank Rizzo on March 2, 2011 at 11:54 AM

I saw this and I had the same reaction. Ewww.

I can see what she sees in him, they all love super-sexy Canucks, but have never understood her "appeal".

(yes, WoWP is one of my secret faves, but not because of her)

Posted by Will in Seattle

on March 2, 2011 at 12:29 PM

She's 18, Will. And cute. If you don't think she's cute, you're a liar. But it's a mystery why you felt the need to try and persuade us that you don't see it. Which frankly is quite a bit creepier than just saying it. But hey, thanks for keeping us up-to-date with your psychosexual disease.

Posted by Fnarf

on March 2, 2011 at 5:09 PM