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Monday, February 28, 2011

Religion Think of the Children!

Posted by on Mon, Feb 28, 2011 at 2:31 PM

Sounds like that's exactly what the good reverend was doing:

The Reverend Grant Storms, a Christian fundamentalist pastor known for his campaigns against New Orleans' gay Southern Decadence festival, has been arrested for masturbating in a public park in front of children.

No one could've predicted. Full details at Towleroad.

 

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1
wow. this is like icing on the cake.
Posted by apres_moi on February 28, 2011 at 2:45 PM
heywhatsit!? 2
I'd love to have a list of your Google news alerts.
Posted by heywhatsit!? on February 28, 2011 at 2:46 PM
BEG 3
I automatically assume the noiser a religious figure is about sex, the more likely he's hiding something.

Just... YUCK.

Posted by BEG http://twitter.com/#!/browneyedgirl65 on February 28, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Vince 4
LOL!
Posted by Vince on February 28, 2011 at 2:50 PM
very bad homo 5
Shocking! (Not really.)
Posted by very bad homo on February 28, 2011 at 2:50 PM
Urgutha Forka 6
Great title for this one Dan! For once, someone really was thinking of the children.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on February 28, 2011 at 3:12 PM
Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In 7
I'm sure that his "flock" will point their fingers at the children & their provocative clothing and energetic play.
Posted by Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on February 28, 2011 at 3:14 PM
Heather 8
Do they actually allow people like that to get married?
Posted by Heather on February 28, 2011 at 3:24 PM
Vince 9
Oooo. I just thought of a great costume for the Decadence festival!
Posted by Vince on February 28, 2011 at 3:27 PM
10
Well, as long it wasn't male children. That would be gay.
Posted by Sili on February 28, 2011 at 3:32 PM
Will in Seattle 11
@3 for the Oh So Obvious win.

psst, extremist religiosos - no, it's just you who has lust in their soul.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on February 28, 2011 at 3:54 PM
Fnarf 12
@11, are you completely sure about that, Will?

Is there an organic reason why you are incapable of making a true statement on any subject whatsoever?
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on February 28, 2011 at 4:06 PM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 13
Ooooh--hoooooo, Aquaaaaa-Lunnnggggg..
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://www.you-read-it-here-first.com on February 28, 2011 at 5:13 PM
sirkowski 14
So, did he come or what?
Posted by sirkowski http://www.missdynamite.com on February 28, 2011 at 6:47 PM
venomlash 15
@1: Please never use that phrase when referring to wanking.
Posted by venomlash on February 28, 2011 at 7:06 PM
16
This story is nice, but one of the stories linked on that page is even better. Belgian couple Laurent Ghilain and Peter Meurrens finally got a passport for their son and have brought him home!

Woooooooo!
Posted by Woooooooo! on February 28, 2011 at 8:25 PM
who cares what I call myself 17
venomlash, I love you
Posted by who cares what I call myself on February 28, 2011 at 8:56 PM
eclexia 18
I wonder if anybody threw him a string of beads.
Posted by eclexia on February 28, 2011 at 9:16 PM
Rach3l 19
Hey, Fnarf is back! With 100% more C3POage!
Posted by Rach3l on February 28, 2011 at 9:41 PM

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