The Woodland Park Zoo still won't let us pet the new baby ocelot, Philip. The zoo has had 21 baby ocelots since 1973—you'd think we could borrow JUST THIS ONE. Whatever, W.P.Z.!

To tide us over, here are two ocelot kittens, Frederick and Bartholomew, who were born at the zoo back in 2008. (You might want to find your own soundtrack.)