Huffington Post is reporting on every hiccup at CPAC. So far: Michele Bachmann has offered to buy a drink for everyone who could sit through her speech, a bunch of jackasses realized that the Chinese president's name is a homophone for "Who," Donald Trump appears to be a legitimate Republican candidate, and Newt Gingrich keeps talking even though no Republican ever will elect him to anything ever again. Coming up: The straw poll, which Ron Paul will win. Wonkette has more about how winning the CPAC straw poll never actually matters.

(UPDATED Because Dan just posted something I was alluding to with this post.)