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Sunday, February 6, 2011

Drunk Parting Thoughts

Posted by Christopher Frizzelle on Sun, Feb 6, 2011 at 7:53 PM

Final score: Packers 31, Steelers 25.

Bethany Jean Clement: "There isn't enough beer in the world to make football interesting."

Brendan Kiley's dad: "What does it mean that I've been watching since before there was a Super Bowl I?"

Brendan Kiley: [Asleep in the fireplace and not responding.]

Grant Brissey: "I'm drunk."

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I was hoping for more butt slapping.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn on February 6, 2011 at 8:43 PM

"There isn't enough beer in the world to make football interesting."

I love this.

Posted by seandr on February 6, 2011 at 8:52 PM

not enough butt slapping for me, either.

Posted by scary tyler moore

on February 6, 2011 at 9:02 PM

It seemed to be an exceptionally boring game. And I only had one beer, which certainly didn't help matters any. Plus the commercials sucked.

Fun company though, which is really the whole point, especially when you don't give a rip about either team (and hating the Steelers doesn't count as caring, it's such a universal feeling [unless you're from Pittsburg]).

Posted by rara avis on February 6, 2011 at 9:08 PM

The players wear too much clothing.

Posted by Fish Wrench Asteroid on February 6, 2011 at 9:08 PM

Football always makes me sleepy. It's like an instant nap for me.

Posted by JenV on February 6, 2011 at 9:49 PM

Do you really have to push the sterotype that liberals hate sports?

Posted by Democrat1234 on February 6, 2011 at 10:12 PM

It was the Daffodil Bowl, that’s what it was. Yes, with both teams wearing yellow pants and that green AstroTurf.

Posted by Phoebe on NE 79th on February 6, 2011 at 10:12 PM

There was almost no bum slapping, scary. Slog needs to start sponsoring a rugby team.
http://www.advocate.com/uploadedImages/A…
Did you see Grant's adorable drunk post above?

Posted by Canuck on February 6, 2011 at 11:00 PM

@7 We'll just shut up forever so people that like sports won't hate us. We could also all start voting Republican and beating up gay people just so they won't get mad at us anymore.

Posted by Fish Wrench Asteroid on February 6, 2011 at 11:05 PM

I personally like to cultivate the contempt of people who like sports. Because they are most likely wearing pleated pants, and wearing their Blackberry on their belt.

Posted by Canuck on February 6, 2011 at 11:28 PM

@10

Woah where did that come from plenty of Dems like sports, its not a republican thing.

And what do gay people have to do with it?

I'm just saying the Stranger could recognize that there are plenty of Dems and liberals who like sports.

Posted by Democrat1234 on February 6, 2011 at 11:39 PM

@ 11 So one could say people who read the stranger are pot smokers who are gay? One shouldn't generalize.

Posted by Democrat1234 on February 6, 2011 at 11:40 PM

Very interesing and fisical games for in the game....

Posted by Sriram

on February 7, 2011 at 2:15 AM

Brissey drunk? Do tell. I hear he likes to drop trou and dance the hula!

Posted by Vince on February 7, 2011 at 4:11 AM

Bethany Jean Clement: "There isn't enough beer in the world to make football interesting."

-I adore you BJ C.

Brendan Kiley's dad: "What does it mean that I've been watching since before there was a Super Bowl I?"

-It means you are a bit dim. Bethany will explain it to you.

Brendan Kiley: [Asleep in the fireplace and not responding.]

-A fine achievement for someone your age. Well done.

Grant Brissey: "I'm drunk."

-A fine achievement for someone your age. Well done.

Posted by jenesasquatch on February 7, 2011 at 5:24 AM

@15 Sasquatch post....."Go look Line Out"
Probably he is drunk on FourLoko and donuts, but as to trousers, I wouldn't know, as I am relegated to the frozen tundra of the north, and have never met any of these darlings in person...sniff.

Posted by Canuck on February 7, 2011 at 5:56 AM

@13 Actually, I like to make at least 5 generalizations a day, thank you very much. And be honest: Have you ever met a liberal who wore pleated Dockers? ...didn't think so.

Posted by Canuck on February 7, 2011 at 5:58 AM

Grant has a problem.

Posted by Ignatz Mouse on February 7, 2011 at 6:24 AM

@10 Well that would be a good start. Thanks for understanding.

Posted by Rotten666 on February 7, 2011 at 7:18 AM

I translated it as "I don't get it so it must suck".

Some people don't get the intricacies of running a play action to pull in the linebacker to give a split second window on a crossing pattern.

Just because I don't get certain types of music doesn't mean I think the genre as a whole is uninteresting. It's just something I don't get.

Posted by prompt on February 7, 2011 at 9:26 AM

I think constantly moaning about how stupid football is sounds a bit .... dim.

Posted by emor on February 7, 2011 at 10:05 AM