Okay, you actually have just under 27 hours, but that number isn't as catchy. ANYWAY. You have until 5 pm tomorrow (Friday) to get your FREE valentine in the February 10th issue of The Stranger. If you do not do this, the person you love or lust after or crush on or fuck or whatever will look through the paper for hours upon hours only to find NO REWARD and will probably stop loving you or lusting after you or crushing on you or fucking you. SO DON'T BLOW IT.
Also! The talented artist Derek Erdman will illustrate six of the valentines for the paper. He's the one who drew this: