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Friday, January 28, 2011

Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie: Baby Lu-Lu Sings About Jesus

Posted by Kelly O on Fri, Jan 28, 2011 at 12:01 PM

"Hi, my name is Baby LuLu and I'm just 3 1/2 years old. I love Jesus more than anything in the whole world because He died on the cross for my sins and now He lives in my heart. I hope you enjoy my very first record." — Baby LuLu

via Christian Nightmares, obviously.

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"Baby Lu-Lu - 'Jesus Loves Me'
by SluttChops."

Bahahaha.

Posted by Ness

on January 28, 2011 at 12:26 PM

.. this is your religion on drugs.

Posted by reverend dr dj riz on January 28, 2011 at 12:32 PM

This has to be fake. Doesn't it? Please let it be fake.

Posted by Canadian Nurse on January 28, 2011 at 12:58 PM

Is that the actress from the Beverly Hillbillies? The one who played the neice or daughter?
Gah...what a loon.

Posted by tacomagirl on January 28, 2011 at 1:06 PM

Somebody please sic your pitbull on BabyLuLu. Let's see Jesus get her out of that!

Posted by Vince on January 28, 2011 at 1:09 PM

You don't have any sins. You're three.

Posted by jnurse on January 28, 2011 at 1:18 PM

My two-year old daughter could sing "Jesus Loves Me." It's not exactly Mozart.

Posted by kk in seattle on January 28, 2011 at 2:36 PM

I think I finally understand postmodernism.

Posted by TVDinner

on January 28, 2011 at 5:00 PM

THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfxFbWo_D…

Lil' Markie makes Baby Lu-Lu look like a hack.

Posted by MO-TEEF on January 28, 2011 at 8:44 PM

If the picture's really Baby Lulu, girl's had a reaaaaaaaaly rough 3.5 years.
You know she won't be making many friends in kindergarden next year.
I say cut her a break.

Posted by Merlin D. Bear on January 29, 2011 at 11:10 AM

Mark this down as the first time I used the phrase "what the fuck" in all earnestness.

Posted by Hepworth

on January 29, 2011 at 12:17 PM

"reminds me of that song by coco rosie" maybe this inspired it.

(but, yeah, I'm confused. why the picture of a lady? and where did this come from? and.... I have to agree with @11

Posted by doloresdaphne on January 29, 2011 at 11:57 PM