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Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Bieber Fever Good Afternoon, Justin Bieber!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Wed, Jan 26, 2011 at 2:18 PM

If you're like me, you're pissed as hell that Justin Bieber isn't on TV every week (or every day of every week for that matter)—but ALL THAT'S ABOUT TO CHANGE. (At least in regards to next week.)

Bieber will appear on [David] Letterman's show not once but twice next week. On Monday, Jan. 31, he'll be a guest. And sing. And on Friday, Feb. 4, he'll deliver the Top 10 list.

See?!? I'm not the only fogey who loves Das Beeb! And don't forget:

Letterman's network, CBS, will telecast the annual Grammy awards show on Sunday, Feb. 13, and Bieber is scheduled to perform with Usher and Jaden Smith. [And] the teen will reprise his role as a murderer on the Thursday, Feb. 17, episode of "CSI."

AND!!! Don't miss (though I'm sure you will) Beebles appearance on this Sunday's Extreme Makeover: Home Edition (ABC, 8 pm). Here's a preview clip in which the subject of the makeover could be a little more fucking excited, if you ask me. (Also: I appreciate that you're being generous and all, but... ugly vest, Justin.)

ALSO!!! Biggest Justin Bieber Fan #2 (Graham) sent me this link. WHAT, EXACTLY ARE THEY TRYING TO INFER??

IN ADDITION!!! JB congratulates True Grit star Hailee Steinfeld for being 14... ... ... ... oh! And for getting an Oscar nomination.

PLUS!! Beebs gets yet another magazine cover, this time on the aptly named fashion mag LOVE. All hail "the beautiful one!"
I said, "ALL HAIL THE BEAUTIFUL ONE, GODDAMMIT!!"

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Fuck you, Humphrey.

Posted by OuterCow on January 26, 2011 at 2:25 PM

I can't wait until Bieber gets caught raping a 6 year old at his local Sunday School.

Posted by Last of the Time Lords on January 26, 2011 at 2:36 PM

I think this legally constitutes stalking.

Posted by Vince on January 26, 2011 at 3:20 PM

Wow he looks like a lesbian.

Posted by balmonter on January 26, 2011 at 4:34 PM

I'm NOT like you... It sucks that we live in a world where a 'justinbeeber' is on the loose and people keep filming and recording it and putting it on websites.

Posted by TreGibbs on January 26, 2011 at 6:51 PM

Well, I mean he had to do something after he got a little too old for his uncles videos in his basement. Got to earn his keep.

Posted by Theoretical