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Thursday, January 13, 2011

Bieber Fever Good Afternoon, Justin Bieber!

Posted by on Thu, Jan 13, 2011 at 2:32 PM

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NOBODY PANIC!!! In the appropriately titled article "Badass Bieber"—stop laughing, you guys—The Sun reveals that Justin Bieber's totes attractive shiner is actually just MAKEUP. And not the kind he sometimes wears. This is makeup for his television return to CSI, where he reprises his role as troubled teen Jason McCann—and if he doesn't get an Emmy for this one, there is no god. (What's that? There already isn't a god? Oh. Then in that case, if he doesn't win an Emmy, there's no such thing as hot dogs.) READ MORE HERE!

Big hat tips to tipper Evanne who passed on this hilarious tidbit about a possible upcoming New Yorker cover featuring a cubist Justin Bieber! EEEEEEEEEEE!!! Wait. No. EWWWWW!!! Wait. No, I was right the first time. EEEEEEEEEE!!! (I gotta get this on a t-shirt!)

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  • via Vanity Fair

Also! Rumors of a Glee "Bieber-themed" episode are a bunch of malarkey, though the show will feature a Beebs song in episode 13, which I'm sure they will promptly ruin, because that's all Glee does these days—ruin things.

 

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LogopolisMike 1
I don't know what it says about me that this is the first picture of Justin Bieber I've ever found hot. But I'm sure it's not saying a good (or particularly surprising) thing.
Posted by LogopolisMike http://logopolis.typepad.com on January 13, 2011 at 2:49 PM
Mittens Schrodinger 2
I believe that is actually a picture of Hillary Swank after Brandon Teena gets beat up in "Boys Don't Cry".
Posted by Mittens Schrodinger on January 13, 2011 at 2:59 PM
Will in Seattle 3
I'm glad the issue of Vanity Fair that I dropped off at The Stranger office is being used for something ...
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on January 13, 2011 at 3:36 PM
OuterCow 4
Fuck you, Humphrey.
Posted by OuterCow on January 13, 2011 at 4:16 PM
this guy I know in Spokane 5
I believe that's from the deleted scene in "The Sound of Music" where Julie Andrews gets sucker-punched by the Baroness.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on January 13, 2011 at 4:25 PM
Fnarf 6
@2, there's a reason for that.

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.t…
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on January 13, 2011 at 4:41 PM
rob! 7
Is that a cubist IGBP T-shirt he's wearing?
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on January 13, 2011 at 4:43 PM
freesandbags 8
shutpushutupshutupshutupshutupshutppupsutpuhstupshutup...
Posted by freesandbags on January 13, 2011 at 8:34 PM

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