Slog

News & Arts

Line Out

Music & the City
at Night

« Lunchtime Quickie: Can Someone Plea… | The Art I Saw On My Winter Vacation »

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Bieber Fever Justin Bieber in Vanity Fair!

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 4, 2011 at 12:09 PM

If you're eating oatmeal right now, prepare to have a computer screen covered with oatmeal! BECAUSE YOU'RE TOTALLY GONNA SNORK IT AFTER SEEING JUSTIN BIEBER'S VANITY FAIR PHOTO SHOOT!!

Theres an 80 percent chance I have herpes now!

"There's an 80 percent chance I have herpes now!"

More after the jump!

Yarghhhh! Oh, Christ... how can I be having a stroke? IM ONLY SIXTEEN!!

"Yarghhhh! Oh, Christ... how can I be having a stroke? I'M ONLY SIXTEEN!!"

What can I say? The ladies love my most recent essay on Descartes.

"What can I say? The ladies love my most recent essay on Descartes."

Checkers, Pepsi, and Bitches: Aint Nuthin but a Beeb Thang

Checkers, Pepsi, and Bitches: Ain't Nuthin' but a Beeb Thang

via Vanity Fair

FacebookShare

Comments (14) RSS

Oldest First Unregistered On Registered On Add a comment

Adorable and inescapable are not words that juxtapose positively.

Posted by sevendaughters on January 4, 2011 at 12:18 PM

It's a good thing I just let my subscription lapse.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on January 4, 2011 at 12:31 PM

Turtle neck sweaters are not a good look for him.

Posted by care bear on January 4, 2011 at 12:56 PM

He totally looked like Will Farrel in that old "Luvaaa" scetch from SNL, his lips glistening from eating close to two pounds of smoked duck meat.

I wonder what he'll look like when he hits puberty. If this is puberty for him then the fucker got of easy.

Posted by brandon on January 4, 2011 at 1:01 PM

"got off easy"

Posted by brandon on January 4, 2011 at 1:02 PM

I'd like to see the response if you replaced the Beeb with a 16 year old girl getting groped by anonymous hands.

Posted by dwight moody on January 4, 2011 at 1:13 PM

Is that a boy or a girl? I know I am supposed to be able to tell, but that looks like a 12 year old something before puberty hits and differentiates the genders.

Posted by Womyn2me $http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com$ on January 4, 2011 at 1:16 PM

PS, I have slept with lesbians who look JUST like that. although older, some significantly older who still look like that.

Posted by Womyn2me $http://http:\\www.shelleyandlaura.com$ on January 4, 2011 at 1:17 PM

@7/8 RELEVANT MATERIAL

http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.t…

Posted by sevendaughters on January 4, 2011 at 1:29 PM

Sixteen? He looks more like 12 to me.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty

on January 4, 2011 at 1:41 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_pub…

Just sayin'...

Posted by DallasMark on January 4, 2011 at 3:15 PM

Oh that turtle neck picture i bad. He looks like an a sexual non-gender aligned cult leader! Do (pronounced doe) as a young man. The spaceship is just behind that comet!

Posted by LukeJoe on January 4, 2011 at 4:14 PM

Who is that cute young lesbian?

Posted by bobbo on January 4, 2011 at 5:07 PM