We're getting close to the finish line in our roundup of "The Fuckiest Things of 2010"—and who could forget Christine O'Donnell? Probably everybody, since her humiliating defeat in November sent her scurrying back to her witch's coven. But for awhile there, she was all ANYBODY could talk about. Cuter than Sarah Palin, witchier than Sarah Palin—even the way she talked about anti-self-pleasuring made me want to self-pleasure myself raw. So Christine? While you certainly aren't "me" as you claim to be in this famous ad from the 2010 campaign, you are missed. (Now excuse me while I run to my room and mstrb8 to pictures of Margaret Hamilton.)