In Case You Missed It: I infiltrated the crow's nest, and as I type these words, I am not dead. Also, Natalie Portman is Engaged and Pregnant!!!

The East Coast: Still screwed from this, but they're digging out.

Peace Separation of Church and State in the Middle East: Man convicted of spying for Mossad, the Israeli intelligence service has been hanged after being convicted of “spreading corruption on earth,” “supporting the Zionist regime” and “opposing the Islamic Republic.”

He Was Such a Sweet Pimp: SeaTac man told police he just had a 'big heart' and wanted to help child prostitutes.

Too Little to.. Wait, What?:

Weeks after Gov. Chris Gregoire proposed eliminating health coverage for 27,000 undocumented children, Washington was among 15 states to get a federal "performance bonus" for its work in boosting enrollment of uninsured children in Medicaid.

The state was granted $17.6 million, out of a total $206 million awarded.

BREAKING: Nicole Brodeur to quit boozing for a month.

Awwww, Thanks for This Worthless Piece of Shit Grandma!: Amazon working on patented procedure that will save them money/allow customers to reject presents before they even arrive.

Will That Be Carry On or Check In, Sir?: Police arrest man in case of body found in suitcase.

Congratulations, Hypocrite!:

Sir Elton John is a father. The boy was born on Christmas Day. And he shall be Levon. Or, more accurately, Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John, the singer's publicist said late Monday.

""Unfortunately, whoever could tell us what the intent of leaving the car on (was) is dead,": Five Florida teens die from carbon monoxide poisoning.

Trigger Happy Seattle Cops Can Cite This: Police fatalities up 37 percent in 2010.

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