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News & ArtsTuesday, December 28, 2010
Officewatch 2010™ Officewatch 2010: The Final Night
Posted by Grant Brissey on Tue, Dec 28, 2010 at 9:41 PM
I was nodding off to a good sleep pilfered from opiates bought on the street when I heard music and commotion from upstairs. Seeing what I'd seen yesterday, I dared not go up there for a look, but I went outside. I recorded what I saw from the street:
I ran back into the web department (duties must not be shrugged), and locked myself inside. Co-workers will return in a few hours, and all will become normal again.
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Run. Don't wait for everyone to come back, it's clear from this shaky footage of flashlights being flashed about that they're all against you. Run.
3
Do you think he's bathed? Are we going to get a picture of post-Officewatch Grant tomorrow? gus, you should pose as a pizza delivery boy and go snap a candid...
7
Canuck, when I read your suggestion last night I tried to write back eagerly accepting your "pizzaboy paparazzo" challenge. But when Slog suddenly went down "for maintenance", I imagined such terrible things happening up there that I hid under my bed all night.
8
Jesus that made me want to hurl, I thought my vertigo was back. Dude, it's "the leader", it has you by the gonads. I told you it knows too much. Good luck sport.
9
I am really confused (though greatly amused) by these Officewatch posts. Maybe I need to be high to understand.
10
Agree with @4 - we have gone from Myst to The Blair Witch Project. My prediction? On to "A Million Little Pieces", with Grant playing the part of James Frey.....
11
Gus, I kind of figured he set the whole "web maintenance" thing up for that time just to freak us out....or maybe he really thought you'd show up and bust him eating take out and laughing at us...
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