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News & ArtsMonday, December 27, 2010
Savage Love "Best Christmas ever thanks to you Dan!!!"
Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Dec 27, 2010 at 11:00 AM
I read that subject line and figured I was being thanked for the Christmas cookie recipe—Ma Savage's Chocolate Snowballs—that I shared in "Savage Love" last week. Turns out I'm being thanked for entirely different kind of snowball—and a whole lot more. Letter after the jump.
Dan, years of reading your comments helped me be totally honest with my new girlfriend and now I'm living the sex life I've always wanted. Before i was pretty vanilla with women, perv alone until I started opening up to her about my fantasies which got her to let lose her inner fantasies. Took one of us to take a risk and open up.It slowly ramped up from taking nude photos, to hard core, to sex in public, to toys, to snowballing and facials, to bondage and BDSM, rape fantasies, to her tying me up and pegging me, to golden showers and then my ultimate fantasy: she sucked me while I blew a male friend. She got off so hard watching me suck another guy.
Moral of the story: life is short so listen to Dan! Let your inner freak out, if your partner won't let you, find one who will! I found one! Thanks, Dan!
Too Drained To Come Up With Witty Name
5
Before I realized what you'd done there, gus, I was thinking that acronym looked like a Welsh name...perhaps Gaelic for the god of happy holidays?
7
Sounds kind of like something you'd order at the Savage Love drive-thru window, gus, no? (god forbid you super-size it...)
8
...her tying me up and pegging me... and then my ultimate fantasy: she sucked me while I blew a male friend
PHOTOS NOW
PHOTOS NOW
9
On a vaguely unrelated note, those cookies are INSANE good. I'd be in serious danger of eating a whole batch myself, except that my guy is threatening the same. Trying to not turn this into a Hungry Hungry Hippos-esque fiasco. XD
10
Dan, I don't think your mom would be too thrilled if she knew you just associated one of her recipes with snowballing. Just sayin'
11
My favorite thing about snowballing? As a fairly vanilla straight guy, I am instinctively repulsed by the act, and therefore have an excuse to refuse any offers of Hostess products.
13
what a lucky guy.
really.
so, what's next?.....
cause,
you know-
after your ULTIMATE FANTASY what is left?
maybe he can eat the little round turd cookies
and pretend he is eating shit.
as a prelude to eating real shit, of course.
cause when it's all about
feeding your perv inner freak
you better watch out-
that bad boy has a voracious appetite
and is easily bored....
.
fasten your seatbelts.
really.
so, what's next?.....
cause,
you know-
after your ULTIMATE FANTASY what is left?
maybe he can eat the little round turd cookies
and pretend he is eating shit.
as a prelude to eating real shit, of course.
cause when it's all about
feeding your perv inner freak
you better watch out-
that bad boy has a voracious appetite
and is easily bored....
.
fasten your seatbelts.
16
Every single last Hostess product can kiss my shiny metal ass.
@13: Someone's sure typing one-handed!
@13: Someone's sure typing one-handed!
17
Get a grip, venomlash! A little transfat never hurt anyone. Ah gus, you are so right, I had forgotten about Ho Hos, they are indeed sublime.
20
Thank you, Dan, for a sweet holiday story with a happy ending; thanks to the rest of you for layering on the icing.
21
Prior to the making thereof, I was reading the recipe aloud to make sure I had all the ingredients. My Mister commented, "It gets butter."
I'm still giggling about that.
I'm still giggling about that.
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