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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Officewatch 2010™ Officewatch™: My Eyes and Ears Betray Me

Posted by Grant Brissey on Thu, Dec 23, 2010 at 1:44 PM

While returning from the liquor store (which is one block away, so I am not, as some would accuse, shirking my duties) with a fresh bottle of sherry, I noticed this:

The spaceman is speaking to me

I rushed into editorial to tell Paul, as I was sure I'd seen and heard him earlier in the day, but he was no where to be found. I have now locked myself in the web department to drink away the delirium tremens and their wicked side effects.

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What kind of sherry? Fino, amontillado, oloroso? I think you'll regret anything except a nice fino in quantity at this time of day. Make sure it's well-chilled. It's OK to drop an ice cube in.

Posted by Fnarf

on December 23, 2010 at 2:02 PM

That's a fabulous prank. Wasn't Jack's falling off the wagon the final catalyst to his rampage? (Not that you've ever even seen a wagon, much less been on one.)

Posted by gloomy gus on December 23, 2010 at 2:07 PM

sherry is a fine choice;
at least you didn't go with the "REDRUM, REDRUM"...

Posted by pissy mcslogbot on December 23, 2010 at 2:09 PM

"Paul's not here, Mrs. Brissey..."

Posted by COMTE

on December 23, 2010 at 2:18 PM

Grant, Come play with Us.

Posted by pissy mcslogbot on December 23, 2010 at 2:23 PM

Everything is going to be ok, friend. I've got my eye on you. Don't worry.

Posted by Spaceman on December 23, 2010 at 2:30 PM

You are all kinda scaring me... especially with The Tempers (madness?) in bloody-murder font under the message to Grant.

Posted by CommonKnowledge on December 23, 2010 at 2:31 PM

Hey everybody, I committed what would be an unspeakable crime in the state of Washington yesterday. I went into Trader Joe's and bought a bottle of Glenlivet. Only $26 plus tax. Jameson's was $19.99, Maker's was $24. I'm planning to transport it back across state lines.

Also, it's 60 degrees and sunny here.

Posted by Max Power on December 23, 2010 at 2:38 PM