Did you know you can buy virtually all the content in the January 20, 2011 issue of The Stranger? It's true! You want to make me re-read the Twilight series—and like it this time? I'll do it! Want Lindy to wax rhapsodic over the intellectual pleasures of Marmaduke? Bring it! Want to force Brendan Kiley to sit through all of your play? He will do that!
Just think about what you could do with a platform like this; you could make us look like (even bigger) idiots (than we usually are)! And all for the cut-rate price of...well, they're sold separately, so get in there and bid!