American cats, please take note: YOU ARE LAZY FUCKS. Japanese cats work their tails off, while American cats are the laziest goddamn animals in the universe who are only good for sleeping on my dry cleaning, scratching expensive furniture and dry humping throw blankets. THIS is why America is lagging behind Japan! THIS is why hairball production is down 38 percent for the last three fiscal quarters! And THIS is why I'm embedding this video! GET TO FUCKING WORK!!