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News & ArtsSunday, December 12, 2010
Strangercrombie A Year of Brunch at the Skylark Cafe
Posted by Cienna Madrid on Sun, Dec 12, 2010 at 1:00 PM
- David Belisle
- Chicken fried steak.
I know it's hard to see past the breasts, but breasts are an impractical holiday gift for most people (think of the awkward wrapping job). Now imagine: You could give the gift of chicken fried steak or Harbor Island Hash to someone you love (perhaps yourself), once a month, every month, for a year, with this weekend brunch package at West Seattle's Skylark Cafe and Club. Good for 12 free brunch entrees (excludes drinks and tip).
Here's their full brunch menu. Now go bid!
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Two questions:
1. Doesn't this picture violate Dan's no christmas porn rule?
2. Damn whose cleavage is that?
1. Doesn't this picture violate Dan's no christmas porn rule?
2. Damn whose cleavage is that?
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Geez, every time I scroll down, I get kind of hung up on the cleavage, and have to go back and forth a few times...and I'm a chick...those are truly lovely, in a purely platonic way...
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I'm not normally that into breasts (I'll take 'em or leave 'em) but wow.
However, after a little while it started to bother me that she seems to have no nipples.
However, after a little while it started to bother me that she seems to have no nipples.
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If you zoom in enough on the pic, it looks like a perky man-butt sitting in a swing made out of a Christmas wreath, though the butt is oddly unfurry and the saggy drawers are a little frilly for my taste...
Oh wait, I just took off my glasses and everything's OK again.
Oh wait, I just took off my glasses and everything's OK again.
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Yes, whose breasts are those? And what do they want me to do? They are far nicer than mine, and goddamm lovelier. Please send my complements to the owner of the breasts and ask if she's ever at all by chance available to hang my Christmas wreath, I'll tip her beautifully.
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the wrapping will definitely be tricky, but i'm getting boobs for christmas! i go in for surgery on Monday. perhaps next year i can have my very own christmas wreath photo. :)
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don't think i've ever looked at a photo at slog this long before. this christmas racoon friend of yours would love to nestle all up in there and claim as hibernation spot till spring. pretty mouth as well :D
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