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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Strangercrombie Gird Your Loins for Strangercrombie!

Posted by on Wed, Dec 8, 2010 at 11:53 AM

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  • David Belisle
Alert! Strangercrombie starts today at 5 pm.

As you prepare for our annual catalog to hit the streets (I think we've out-smutted ourselves this time), I would like to urge you to follow Strangercrombie on Twitter. For the coming week, we'll be posting all the good bargains, hot deals, and elf pornography on our Twitter feed to keep you up-to-date on the auction.

Those who follow Strangercrombie on Twitter will be eligible for fabulous bonus gifts, including Stranger t-shirts and a special vintage deck of Stranger-themed playing cards. And we have just heard from angels in heaven who assure us that following Strangercrombie on Twitter will ensure you better seating for the annual mud-wrestling championships that take place in the afterlife*. So go! Follow! Retweet!

Strangercrombie: Once a year, we do something good™.

* There probably isn't an afterlife.

 

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yelahneb 1
boobies
Posted by yelahneb http://www.strangebutharmless.com on December 8, 2010 at 12:05 PM
Fenrox 2
Ok, I know this will probably be ignored but:

I love SLOG, I like reading it at work, it is the ONLY time I am able to read it.

SLOG is always straddling the lines of NSFW, the bong ads and fantasy ads do not help. Strangercrombie and HUMP ads do not help.

I am not saying that you shouldn't advertise, but consider this my yearly request for some way to view slog without images.
Posted by Fenrox on December 8, 2010 at 12:06 PM
mariellesnotthere 3
Why are you reading the SLOG at work, exactly? FIRED!
Posted by mariellesnotthere http://wtdvl.tumblr.com on December 8, 2010 at 12:09 PM
scary tyler moore 4
take down the on the boards ad, please. that show closed sunday.
Posted by scary tyler moore http://pushymcshove.blogspot.com/ on December 8, 2010 at 12:10 PM
Danger 5
Hi.
Posted by Danger on December 8, 2010 at 12:11 PM
Will in Seattle 6
You know, elf pr0n probably would sell well on WoW, if they weren't so busy with Cataclysm - that's pronounce CAT-AC-A-LIS-EM, by the way, just like the How To says ...
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on December 8, 2010 at 12:24 PM
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@1: A rejoinder: bewbz.
Posted by Gloria on December 8, 2010 at 12:42 PM
Fox in Socks 8
Where is the Strangercrombie models calendar? Want.
Posted by Fox in Socks on December 8, 2010 at 2:27 PM
foolish-rain 9
Didn't Savage prohibit pictures like the one accompanying this piece? Didn't he ban cheesy Christmas porn? Or is he only opposed the Xmas Ass porn?
Posted by foolish-rain on December 8, 2010 at 4:22 PM
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Who is this attractive woman? The Internet demands to know.
Posted by If it's on the Internet, it must be true on December 8, 2010 at 11:43 PM

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