... he can solve a Rubik's Cube in under 90 seconds! WATCH!!
However, you're still better than him in the "doesn't wear a leather coat with the collar turned up instead of a shirt" department. SO THERE'S THAT!
TEENY-TINY POSTSCRIPT: On its YouTube homepage, this video currently has 350 "likes" and 475 "dislikes." WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??