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Bieber Fever Looks Like I'm Not the Only Adult with a Justin Bieber Google Alert!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Nov 29, 2010 at 1:23 PM
The opulent mansion of Alexander Mendes da Silva—one of the biggest drug traffickers in Brazil—was raided on Friday by 800 soldiers, and guess what they found? I mean, besides drugs? THIS!
A humongous Justin Bieber mural! SEE? I'm not the only adult in the world that has an unhealthy interest in this multi-talented pop mega-star, and... and... okay, that mural is super weird and creepy. People get tortured and murdered in that room, and the last thing they see before they die is their own blood swirling down the drain, and that picture of Justin Bieber. So Alexander? YOU'RE OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE CLUB!! (And I'm unfollowing you on Twitter.)
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Brazilian favela drug distributors to not conduct tortures and murders in their personal bedrooms, silly. That's reserved for Texans.
http://crime.about.com/od/serial/p/dean_…
http://cmm.lefora.com/2009/01/01/jeff-wr…
http://crime.about.com/od/serial/p/dean_…
http://cmm.lefora.com/2009/01/01/jeff-wr…
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Keep this up Humphrey, and pretty soon he'll have a show on the Discovery Channel and you won't be able to get people to shut the fuck up about his chances in 2012 w/o a brick to the face.
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"People get tortured and murdered in that room, and the last thing they see before they die is their own blood swirling down the drain, and that picture of Justin Bieber."
I can't decide whether that's the worst thing I've ever heard, or the funniest. I think it's both.
I can't decide whether that's the worst thing I've ever heard, or the funniest. I think it's both.
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