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News & ArtsMonday, November 29, 2010
Bieber Fever JUSTIN BIEBER CUT HIS EFFING HAIR, GUYS!!
Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Mon, Nov 29, 2010 at 10:17 AM
In a move that will surely lead to mass suicides across the teen nation, JUSTIN BIEBER HAS CUT HIS FUCKING HAIR.
And apparently, the fingers off his gloves. Ahem... POLL!
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Why isn't one of the options for the poll "His haircut is a clear sign that WWIII is about to begin, with the tensions between North and South Korea rising and the release of all those classified documents via WikiLeaks"
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is that his autobiography? (it looks like a picture book)
anyone whose age begins with a 1 and has only two digits is not of sufficient age/experience/spelling ability to write an autobiography. what the fuck could he possibly have to say?
anyone whose age begins with a 1 and has only two digits is not of sufficient age/experience/spelling ability to write an autobiography. what the fuck could he possibly have to say?
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I believe (at least some of) the people who claim they can't tell the difference actually can tell the difference but feel better about themselves pretending that they can't. Even in an anonymous poll.
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I'll admit, I *could* tell the difference. Instantly. Heretofore I had no idea that those lustrous bangs could be hiding such a swaggering set of eyebrows....they're so macho they're like too mini-mustaches.
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I don't understand the "Stab, Stab/ Die, Die" part...so I didn't vote. Each one of the choices on the survey are really unreasonably subjective (Emocore-Pop loving, fat, geeky, tigerbeat teen for the first 3 answers, or an old person who also doesn't know that periods exist to end sentences).
At the heart of the matter, this guy's haircut has never been a new style. Instead, he was a popular teen idol last year and he doesn't have the same spiky haircut as all the teen idols in the course of the last 2 years, so his old haircut is now supposedly iconic.
The biggest test is whether the new haircut is definitely a terrible, hopefully career-ending style or if his new man-lesbian look will flourish among 12-somethings.
At the heart of the matter, this guy's haircut has never been a new style. Instead, he was a popular teen idol last year and he doesn't have the same spiky haircut as all the teen idols in the course of the last 2 years, so his old haircut is now supposedly iconic.
The biggest test is whether the new haircut is definitely a terrible, hopefully career-ending style or if his new man-lesbian look will flourish among 12-somethings.
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