Slog

News & Arts

The Stranger Suggests

Critics' Best Bets
Music Arts & Food


Line Out

Music & the City
at Night

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Jerro There!

Posted by on Wed, Nov 24, 2010 at 10:45 AM

This popped up when a friend Googled a jello recipe this morning:

Everyone's a rittle bit lacist, as the song goes, but... man.

 

Comments (32) RSS

Oldest First Unregistered On Registered On Add a comment
1
It was a different time, you understand. 1957, 58...
Posted by doceb on November 24, 2010 at 11:06 AM
gloomy gus 2
Ugh - the graphic style makes me suspect this came out around the same time as Mickey Rooney's indelibly fucked-up performance as Truman Capote's Mr. Yunioshi in Blake Edwards' Breakfast at Tiffany's.
Posted by gloomy gus on November 24, 2010 at 11:07 AM
despicable me 3
Contrary to popular belief, there are some things you CAN'T eat with chopsticks.
Posted by despicable me on November 24, 2010 at 11:12 AM
Danger 4
Spoons came from India and the middle east.
Posted by Danger on November 24, 2010 at 11:18 AM
Lilliable 5
I'm more interested in which Googled Jello recipe this person decided to whip up, on the fly, for Thanksgiving.
Posted by Lilliable on November 24, 2010 at 11:21 AM
6
The Chinese had spoons for thousands of years while Westerners were still using their hands to eat.
Posted by Max Power on November 24, 2010 at 11:23 AM
heywhatsit!? 7
Me rikey!
Posted by heywhatsit!? on November 24, 2010 at 11:26 AM
8
I don't understand how this is racist. Everybody knows Chinese-type babies have a voracious appetite for glape jerro.

Also that if it weren't for us white people they would all have starved to death due to their hilariously primitive eating tools and poor eyesight.

I learned all this from a pamphlet somebody handed me outside of a Toby Keith concert.
Posted by Dave M on November 24, 2010 at 11:34 AM
ROAG 9
oh lord. is he really making a jello mold for thanksgiving? will he be offended if the kids wind up playing with it in the snow?
Posted by ROAG on November 24, 2010 at 11:45 AM
Rach3l 10
rofffffl

Realize this is from the era where those red commie bastards were still thought to be pretty evil.

A baby could never handle chopsticks in the first place, anyway. It's still hilarious!
Posted by Rach3l on November 24, 2010 at 11:56 AM
Ness 11
@8 FTW
Posted by Ness http://www.collegecandy.com/author/nessfraser on November 24, 2010 at 12:07 PM
12
right, right, a "friend." and i'm the freakin' easter bunny.

enjoy your jello/fruit/coolwhip mold, Dan.
Posted by the freakin' easter bunny on November 24, 2010 at 12:10 PM
13
Just . . wow.
Posted by nocutename on November 24, 2010 at 12:27 PM
Vince 14
No wonder there were world wars.
Posted by Vince on November 24, 2010 at 12:36 PM
15

I don't think it's racist. It's cute.

Chopsticks are nationalistic. Forks and spoons simply work better.

No, I'm not being sarcastic.
Posted by balmonter on November 24, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Banna 16
Is that more or less racist than being able to rent white people in China today?
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on November 24, 2010 at 1:13 PM
Sargon Bighorn 17
Racist? This is one of the most culturally sensitive ads I've ever seen! Where can I buy one of those babies?
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on November 24, 2010 at 1:29 PM
MythicFox 18
@17-- First step, become a famous actor.

Besides, that's nothin': http://www.cracked.com/article/182_8-rac…
Posted by MythicFox on November 24, 2010 at 2:42 PM
19
Spoons are not a Western invention. People must have been really stupid back then.
Posted by random_lez on November 24, 2010 at 3:08 PM
20
This is WAY worse than Family Guy!
Posted by ham on November 24, 2010 at 6:00 PM
21
The Daily Show had this commercial in one of their segments a couple of years back, along with some other racist stuff:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-au…
Posted by PBPB on November 24, 2010 at 6:14 PM
22
The Daily Show had this commercial in one of their segments a couple of years back, along with some other racist stuff:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-au…
Posted by PBPB on November 24, 2010 at 6:14 PM
23
He didn't really say 'jerro', though, did he? It sounded like 'jello' to me.

If any of you are actually Chinese I'd really like to hear how you see it.
Posted by Chakolate on November 24, 2010 at 9:22 PM
Rach3l 24
Chakolate: Chinese speakers do not hear any distinction between L and R because in Chinese they are members of the same phoneme. Only a person who spoke Chinese AND another language from birth (a language which distinguishes between L and R) would be able to tell "jello" from "jerro".

It may sound incomprehensible to you, but there are phonemes which are the same in English that are differentiated in other languages, too. For example, we use the phoneme "T" to represent two different sounds--in the words "ton" (aspirated Tʰ) and "stun" (unaspirated T⁼)--but they are part of the same English phoneme. In other languages, these two T sounds are members of different phonemes, and they might think English speakers stupid for not hearing the difference. (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspiration_… : In many languages, such as the Chinese languages... Korean, Thai, and Ancient Greek, [p⁼ t⁼ k⁼] etc. and [pʰ tʰ kʰ] etc. are different phonemes altogether).

But we're not stupid as English speakers, neither are Chinese speakers. While everyone is born with the ability to distinguish between every phoneme on the planet, this ability starts to deteriorate immediately once the child starts hearing his/her native language spoken, and evaporates altogether before long. (more source: http://www.indiana.edu/~hlw/PhonProcess/… : One well-known example of this phenomenon is the distinction between [r] and [l], a phonemic distinction in English, but not in Japanese, Lingala, Inuktitut, or many other languages. For many speakers of languages like these, the ability to hear the distinction is lost.)

Ain't linguistics cool?
More...
Posted by Rach3l on November 24, 2010 at 10:27 PM
mr. herriman 25
@23 i didn't hear jerro either, but he definitely said glape.
Posted by mr. herriman on November 24, 2010 at 11:57 PM
26
... I don't even know how to start mocking this.
Posted by brideoffrankenstein on November 25, 2010 at 1:47 AM
27
@15, you don't know how to use chopsticks. There are some foods for which spoons are better than chopsticks or forks, sure. But chopsticks are better than forks for lots of things that we usually us forks for. Just as there are lots of things for which big cooking tongs work better than big cooking forks. Think of chopsticks as delicate little tongs.
Posted by Puzzlegal on November 25, 2010 at 5:10 AM
Cherry Pirate 28
Yeah it sure is terrible how accepted racial stereotypes were in the FIFTIES *cough http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDHnS7pNg… cough*
Posted by Cherry Pirate on November 25, 2010 at 9:01 AM
29
No, Rach3l @ 24, it doesn't sound incomprehensible to me. Patronizing, perhaps, but certainly not incomprehensible. Do you think you're the only one who's ever taken a linguistics class?

mr.herriman @ 25, I heard 'glape', too.

I'd still like to know if any actual Chinese found it offensive.
Posted by Chakolate on November 25, 2010 at 9:32 PM
30
Chinese person here. Yeah, it's kind of offensive..but what WASN'T back then?
Posted by Cama on November 26, 2010 at 4:26 AM
31
@24, Chinese here!lol.
It s a complete fault. We distinguish between L and R just like you wont mistake orange for apple. Only one exception, Chinese people who are living in southern part are likely to blur this distinction when they speak.
But I take no offense.
Posted by Semiskimmed on November 26, 2010 at 7:26 AM
32
Yeah, when I lived in China we totally had spoons. I'm pretty sure there have been spoons in China for a very long time. And the l vs r problem is something that Koreans have, not Chinese, because in Korean they are both the same phoneme and the difference in pronunciation comes from its position in the word. Just like a native English speaker would have trouble and get confused if they were trying to learn a language in which the hard and soft s were each represented by a different letter instead of just being learned pronunciations of the same one.
Posted by Wizard_Dill on December 1, 2010 at 11:40 AM

Add a comment

Advertisement
 

All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC
1535 11th Ave (Third Floor), Seattle, WA 98122
Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy