So I went just now to stock up on stuff before they close at 3 pm or whatever they decide to do today. Alas, the liquor store continues to be closed, even though there was someone inside doing something and a large truck outside dropping off product, and there is now a sign on the door that says:

Due to weather conditions we will not be opening on time... and we will be closing early if we do open.

Got that? That's all the sign says. Jesus fucking Christ.

Another man who walked up to the store at the same time as me muttered, "The only people who can't make it to the store are the employees? Everyone else can get here." Don't blame the employees, I wanted to say. Blame the state.