In response to the terrible roads (and worse drivers), SPD won't ticket or impound vehicles that aren't blocking the roadway today, meaning that if you abandoned your car downtown last night and took the bus home, don't worry about moving your car this morning. Essentially, your snow day has become a free parking day.

The mayor's office confirms this is a citywide policy.

Now please enjoy this video of cars and buses doing the electric slide down E John Street towards 12th Avenue last night (h/t Charles).