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Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Also on the Unicorn's Menu: Dick Jokes!

Posted by on Tue, Nov 23, 2010 at 3:36 PM

Yes, the burgers are great. But, also, have you considered TINY WIENERS WITH FANCY SAUCE? Named after Matt Hickey?!

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Little Hickeys! PEOPLE, DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID HERE?!

 

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Posted by Jessica on November 23, 2010 at 4:00 PM
gloomy gus 2
Four bucks is cheap for six Li'l Smokies in a pool of Kraft French dressing.
Posted by gloomy gus on November 23, 2010 at 4:05 PM
Fnarf 3
That's just cold.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on November 23, 2010 at 4:36 PM
scary tyler moore 4
Little hickeys that you pull with your tongue...
Posted by scary tyler moore http://pushymcshove.blogspot.com/ on November 23, 2010 at 4:38 PM
Dee 5
"have you considered TINY WIENERS WITH FANCY SAUCE"

Actually, yes.
Posted by Dee on November 23, 2010 at 5:00 PM
Matt Hickey 6
Goddammitsomuch.
Posted by Matt Hickey http://www.matthickey.com on November 23, 2010 at 5:18 PM
alithea 7
HA HA HA HA HA.

ha.
Posted by alithea on November 23, 2010 at 5:34 PM
despicable me 8
Well cheer up Matt, they could have called them "Hickey's Little Dickey's"!
Posted by despicable me on November 23, 2010 at 5:43 PM
sikandro 9
I learned today not to order the Tar-Tars, which were a complete rip-off.
Posted by sikandro on November 23, 2010 at 5:55 PM
Alexeden 10
Seriously. Who needs a big cock when you have SIX LITTLE HICKEYS??!? Six! They are all perfect.
Posted by Alexeden on November 23, 2010 at 6:08 PM
scary tyler moore 11
@8 FTW.
Posted by scary tyler moore http://pushymcshove.blogspot.com/ on November 23, 2010 at 10:10 PM
vicvicvictorious 12
Way to rip off calamity janes....and steve snere's iPhone all at once!! Woka woka woka!
Posted by vicvicvictorious on November 24, 2010 at 7:43 AM
Drunk Jimmy 13
Have you seen my baseball?
Posted by Drunk Jimmy on November 24, 2010 at 8:28 AM

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