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Sex / Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Okay, Okay, Okay.
Posted by Lindy West on Fri, Nov 19, 2010 at 4:33 PM
It was me.
And for the record, those walls are thin. I can hear my neighbor take his morning dump.
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You live in what city? Walls so thin, hearing dumps, I bet you have a VERY inexpensive rent. The higher priced places, you only hear people makin love.
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I'm so grateful for my concrete walls...
...though I could hear the people who lived above me when I first moved in every night, often multiple times a night. That was kind of fun.
Good for you, though!
...though I could hear the people who lived above me when I first moved in every night, often multiple times a night. That was kind of fun.
Good for you, though!
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In news terms, Lindy, this is known as the Friday dump. Karl Rove was a master of the form. You let some scandal break as the weekend starts, and by Monday, all is forgotten.
(yeah, right! If you think your fans are gonna let this go quietly, you got another think coming---so to speak!)
(yeah, right! If you think your fans are gonna let this go quietly, you got another think coming---so to speak!)
19
So you posted a poll to inform people you had sex recently? Guess that's basically the current state of journalism in a nutshell. Good work.
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I've always wanted a job where I could casually discuss my sexual peccadilloes around the water cooler (or, hell, over a beer in the breakroom) and show off my latest dildo on my desktop before taking it home to break it in (or, hell, after).
Well, maybe a second job.
Well, maybe a second job.
25
' couple in the next room bound to win a prize, they've been at it all night long'
...and shoot if i din't just lose fiddy whole cents..
...and shoot if i din't just lose fiddy whole cents..
26
ah man. . . one of my fav writers jumped the shark.
dump? eww. You should write a letter to your landlord about that.
dump? eww. You should write a letter to your landlord about that.
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seandr, you might not have SEEN that coming, but you certainly could have HEARD it...
ba-dum-tsssh.
ba-dum-tsssh.
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1.) Go Lindy! Yay you!
2.) And I was convinced it was a guest of Mudede's makin' the sweet night music.
3.) @19: never been on this blog before I see. And you hate fun, too. How lovely.
2.) And I was convinced it was a guest of Mudede's makin' the sweet night music.
3.) @19: never been on this blog before I see. And you hate fun, too. How lovely.
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Nobody has posted this yet? For shame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLPFeyMyi…
-StC (on some guest computer and I don't remember how to login)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLPFeyMyi…
-StC (on some guest computer and I don't remember how to login)
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So you're kind of the Samantha Jones of your building then? I guess we should buy you some yams for Christmas this year.
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I own a small semi-detached and can totally hear my neighbours in the bath, having sex, morning alarm clock, etc. Since I own, I'm just slowly pulling out the adjoining walls and filling them with sound-reducing insulation. It's much harder to do anything about it when you rent.
The complainers are probably just jealous, anyhow.
The complainers are probably just jealous, anyhow.
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