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Friday, November 19, 2010

Correcting the Record

Posted by on Fri, Nov 19, 2010 at 6:50 AM

My husband and I have never had a threeway with a "stranger," Porno Pete. But if you prefer to picture the two of us getting with hot, sweaty, well-hung strangers when you're drafting a post/rubbing one out/living vicariously though us, go for it.

As for my marriage—my monogamish marriage—it's lasted twice as long as Ronald Reagan's first marriage, longer than all but one of Newt Gingrich's three marriages (and soon it will have lasted longer than all three of Newt's marriages), and much, much longer than any one of Rush Limbaugh's four marriages.

So forgive me, Porno Pete, but I kinda maybe think the two of us—me and the husband, still crazy in love after all these years—just might be doing something right.


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Last of the Time Lords 1
I for one prefer to not live vicariously through others and simply have real life sex with hot hung studs.

Real sex for real people!!!
Posted by Last of the Time Lords on November 19, 2010 at 6:58 AM · Report this
persimmon 2
Is it just me or does anyone else chuckle whenever someone uses the word "smear" with Rick Santorum?
Posted by persimmon on November 19, 2010 at 6:59 AM · Report this
What did you do to earn the moniker "saliva terrorist?"
Posted by mujeresliebres on November 19, 2010 at 7:00 AM · Report this
persimmon 4
Dear Porno Pete,
This is an intervention. We're taking your thesaurus away.
Posted by persimmon on November 19, 2010 at 7:03 AM · Report this
Canuck 5
Aw, what a great post! I don't know too many married people who'd still be as cute together, and with each other, as you and Terry were in your IGBP video.

Anyone who actually reads what you write knows that you vet your (few) extra-marital sex partners with more consideration than a supreme court justice nominee.
Posted by Canuck on November 19, 2010 at 7:13 AM · Report this
Dr James 6
Oh my God, he used 'orgy' as a synonym for 'threeway' in that 'article'. Doesn't an orgy by definition have to include a whole crowd of people? I think his imagination is running away from him, sweatily escalating into a whole new realm of fantasy. Which, unfortunately, he has decided to make public.
Posted by Dr James on November 19, 2010 at 7:19 AM · Report this
I like the saliva terrorist nickname. Dan, you should get business cards!

@3: He was writing about a conservative campaign in Iowa and got sick. He then, ingeniously/hilariously I might add, decided to lick doorknobs to try to get people helping the campaign sick.
Posted by bigdman on November 19, 2010 at 7:20 AM · Report this
This reminds me of that onion article about opponents fantasizing that the repeal of DADT would lead to gay sex everywhere.
Posted by bigdman on November 19, 2010 at 7:23 AM · Report this
Sketch 9
I'd be outraged on your behalf, except this guy is too obviously not worth it...

One'd think that people who're always crying about same-sex marriage destabilizing society would want to stay as far away as possible from trying to make an example of couples like you and Terry.
Posted by Sketch on November 19, 2010 at 7:27 AM · Report this
Last of the Time Lords 10
You have three ways, four ways then group sex. After 8 people it is an orgy. Please make a note of it.
Posted by Last of the Time Lords on November 19, 2010 at 7:32 AM · Report this
Vince 11
They are afraid of you. You are getting through to people on a unforeseen and unexpected grand scale. And that's a good thing for many, many people.
Posted by Vince on November 19, 2010 at 7:34 AM · Report this
"longer than all but one of Newt Gingrich's three marriages (and soon it will have lasted longer than all four)"

Wait so has Newt been married three times, or four?
Posted by AK on November 19, 2010 at 7:35 AM · Report this
Canuck 13
"longer than three of Newt Gingrich's four marriages, and soon it will have lasted longer than all four."

(apologies if your question was snark rather than confusion :)
Posted by Canuck on November 19, 2010 at 7:40 AM · Report this
I couldn't even read the page. Not because of the bile, but the truly eye breaking page layout. Must every other word be a link? Bold is for emphasis, but this page just foams at the mouth with bold paragraphs, odd and changing line lengths and terrible contrast.
Posted by Westside forever on November 19, 2010 at 7:41 AM · Report this
Jaydog5280 15
Okay... "Barbie's" rant made me snort coffee. Thanks for the laugh!
Posted by Jaydog5280 on November 19, 2010 at 7:44 AM · Report this
Canuck 16
@13 Whoops--reading comprehension fail, and here I was just trying to be helpful, I don't actually have any idea how many marriages any of those guys have had. More coffee...
Posted by Canuck on November 19, 2010 at 7:46 AM · Report this
Vince 17
Oh, and the next time they accuse you of being "anti-Christian," maybe you could suggest what you are against is religious tyranny.
Posted by Vince on November 19, 2010 at 7:46 AM · Report this
I thought the funniest part of the Pete Labarbera article was how he goes on about how hateful and radical Dan is but he used that Wikipedia photo of Dan in the white t-shirt. You know the one where Dan is wearing that look of knowing compassion? If I were Porno Pete's editor I'd suggest he find a picture of Dan looking more hateful and radical.
Posted by Ken Mehlman on November 19, 2010 at 7:50 AM · Report this
BEG 19
That "Tshirt Picture"(tm) of you gets a lot of traction, doesn't it!

And OMG the layout of that webpage o.O And the hysteria pouring off it. Ugh. The unreadability! The bad taste! Oh wait, it's a homophobe site. Well alright, then.

Gotta love it. You're not a "hard core homosexual activist" -- somehow, you're a "hard cored homosexual activist." I can only assume that's a step up.

Anyone who's watched your IGBP video and not seen how much the two of you clearly mean to each other is simply blind. Meh.
Posted by BEG!/browneyedgirl65 on November 19, 2010 at 7:52 AM · Report this
BEG 20
And, y'all, perhaps we should weigh in at the numbers and emails given in the TAKE ACTION section at the top there, to counter some of that undoubted hysteria with some more calm & reasonable voices?
Posted by BEG!/browneyedgirl65 on November 19, 2010 at 7:55 AM · Report this
Further proof, as if any were needed, of three things:

1 - Hardline Christian activists use the word "extremist" to describe anybody who won't back down and give up their rights or have the temerity to insist on being treated as citizens in a democracy rather than accepting maltreatment by theocrats.

2 - Hardline Christian activists basically have one mindset for views which disagree with them: shut them down, NOW! it shouldn't be allowed!

3 - Hardline Christian activists spend way, way, way, waaaaaaaay too much time obsessing over gays and gay sex, and talking about gay sex, and insisting that public discourse talk about gay sex so that nobody gets to have or talk about gay sex, and thinking more and more about it and... [rest of post drowned out by Peter LaB's heavy breathing].
Posted by seeker6079 on November 19, 2010 at 7:57 AM · Report this
evilvolus 22
@BEG - Have you ever seen him in person? Dan /clearly/ works his core.
Posted by evilvolus on November 19, 2010 at 7:57 AM · Report this
Reverse Polarity 23
I couldn't even read it all. I could practically smell him foaming at the mouth after one paragraph.

Dude has issues.
Posted by Reverse Polarity on November 19, 2010 at 8:05 AM · Report this
BEG 24
@22 No I haven't, but it looks pretty clear to me from the video clips that he's got some kind of excellent workout practice going for him :)
Posted by BEG!/browneyedgirl65 on November 19, 2010 at 8:09 AM · Report this
I love how the crux of this Christian person's anger comes from the fact that a homo is being treated "with respect."

Anyway, I was pretty happy to read the sentence "WTTW has decided that there is no legitimate “other side” on the homosexuality issue"
Posted by Catbot on November 19, 2010 at 8:09 AM · Report this
v-man 26
@19 - ought that not be "hard core homosexual" activist?
Posted by v-man on November 19, 2010 at 8:11 AM · Report this
GlamB0t 27
I personally love the caption under that sassy "The White Tee Never goes out of style, Bitches" picture of Dan.

It reads: "Queer" sex columnist Dan Savage believes....."

Okay two questions: Why is "Queer" in quotes? Is Dan's sexuality in question? Even though he's been open about his relationship with his husband, adopting a kid with his husband and raising said kid as a family together WITH HIS HUSBAND, it's still not sending off the gay-dar for ol' Porno Pete?

and #2) Are we still using the word "Queer"? It seems much more demeaning than the word (SPOILER ALERT: BAD WORD A'HOY) "Fag" to me.
Posted by GlamB0t on November 19, 2010 at 8:20 AM · Report this
Posted by cgd on November 19, 2010 at 8:21 AM · Report this
@27 In response to questions 2-- sometimes "queer" (well, okay, without the SCARE QUOTES!!1!) is just a better identifier, especially if you start bringing gender politics into it.
Posted by girlstyle on November 19, 2010 at 8:32 AM · Report this
rodolfo 30
At least he linked to amazon when he mentioned your book.
Posted by rodolfo on November 19, 2010 at 8:49 AM · Report this
samktg 31
@27, Queer has been reclaimed, there is even an entire field of academics called queer theory.
Posted by samktg on November 19, 2010 at 8:55 AM · Report this
despicable me 32
Way to keep the pot stirred up Daniel-san.
Posted by despicable me on November 19, 2010 at 9:14 AM · Report this
willendorf 33
I enjoyed watching Dan's WTTW interview, so I have to give props to Porno Pete for sharing the link.
Posted by willendorf on November 19, 2010 at 9:17 AM · Report this
GlamB0t 34
Thanks @ 27 and @31! I had no idea it was reclaimed.

I typically don't use "Queer" unless the words "As Folk" follow, but like to be mindful of others sensitivity and what not.
Posted by GlamB0t on November 19, 2010 at 9:17 AM · Report this
@21 well said
Posted by HK on November 19, 2010 at 9:50 AM · Report this
The part that makes me happy is that Porno Pete actually links to when discussing the (giggle) "smear". So Porno Pete is helping to spread Santorum!
Posted by adam.smith on November 19, 2010 at 10:10 AM · Report this
Flying Monkey of Froth 37
I agree that Saliva Terrorist is an awesome name. Sounds like something from a parody porno movie.
Posted by Flying Monkey of Froth on November 19, 2010 at 10:12 AM · Report this
BEG 38
Shorter @21: Projection.
Posted by BEG!/browneyedgirl65 on November 19, 2010 at 10:12 AM · Report this
BEG 39
That WTTW page -- talk about flash plugin overload o.O. I'll have to look at it later. Is it captioned and/or transcribed anywhere?
Posted by BEG!/browneyedgirl65 on November 19, 2010 at 10:14 AM · Report this
Hahahahaha. I wanted to go read the article (well, at least see what it was), but one of the add-ons I have tells me if a site is unsafe. Apparently, that one was deemed as having unreliable content.
Posted by Theta Sigma on November 19, 2010 at 10:16 AM · Report this
this guy I know in Spokane 41
Mentally healthy people don't care what others do in bed.

*Well, for giggles maybe, but not for indignation.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on November 19, 2010 at 10:25 AM · Report this
despicable me 42
Yeah Flying Monkey @37, Gary Bauer still has a hard on for Dan after all these years. He mentions him everytime his Iowa campaign comes up.
Posted by despicable me on November 19, 2010 at 10:26 AM · Report this
"That’s why homosexual sodomy was once described as the “Infamous Crime Against Nature,” Dan; the only thing more disgusting than describing its after-effects is actually doing it in the first place."

So... heterosexual sodomy is okay, then?
Posted by meowz on November 19, 2010 at 10:55 AM · Report this
very bad homo 44
Truly straight men don't obsess over gay sex. Ever.
Posted by very bad homo on November 19, 2010 at 11:07 AM · Report this
venomlash 45
Hello, SLOGgers. Look at this picture. Now look at that picture. Now back to this picture. Now back to that picture.
Apparently, they're the same picture. But if LaBarbera had someone use Photoshop on it, this picture might have been touched up to put lipstick on Dan so he looks gayer.
Posted by venomlash on November 19, 2010 at 11:07 AM · Report this
Who wants to take bets on 1) whether Porno Pete is gay, and 2) how soon it will be until we find out some young stud is lifting his luggage?
Posted by YourNameHere on November 19, 2010 at 11:26 AM · Report this
According to wiki Newt got married in 2000 and Danny got "married" in 2005.
Exacytly how soon will Danny overtake Newt?
Do homosexual marriage years count for two heterosexual marriage years, like dogs' age?
Maybe it just SEEMS like 11 years that Danny has been "married" to Terri.
And of course, comparing a Canadian marriage to a Real American marriage would be funny if Danny weren't being serious......
Posted by Is Math part of Literacy? on November 19, 2010 at 11:29 AM · Report this
BEG 48
@26 LaBarbera's letter to WTTW describes Dan as a "hard cored homosexual activist". To me, that should have read "hard core homosexual activist". I don't know what a hard cored (something) is -- so maybe it's a step up? Maybe they're trying to emphasize that he's *really* *really* bad?

Or maybe they just can't type. I dunno... Anyway, it was just a tiny detail that made me smile. Because these people are just so... so... flamboyantly over the top.
Posted by BEG!/browneyedgirl65 on November 19, 2010 at 11:30 AM · Report this

It's waaaay to late to back pedal now, Danny.
Once you go on record advocating that the only way to endure your marriage is to be allowed to cheat flowers or oh-so-cute made up words won't cut it.

You're an immature selfish cheating asshole who desecrates marriage every time your foul infected lips croak the word.

Lots of people cheat.

Some man up to the mistake then earn their way back into the human race.
Others cop out and claim that marriage isn't possible without cheating.

careful Danny-
don't sprain something patting yourself on the back-
Posted by Marriage- a sacred institution for Danny to POOP on..... on November 19, 2010 at 11:31 AM · Report this
"just might be doing something right....."

stand back, girls-

Danny might POP with Pride any second now....

You have to give Danny credit, tho, he learned SOMETHING from the old-boys'-club.

the homo "marriage" version of keeping 'um pregnant and barefoot.

a "spouse" with no income or earning potential is much less likely to object to a cheating whore of a "husband".
even one who flaunts their cheating nationwide.

wonder just how long this arrangement would last if Terri was financially independent and secure.....
Posted by hey girls-my"wife" let's me Cheat- I Think I'll Keep Her!!! on November 19, 2010 at 11:34 AM · Report this
is anyone REALLY a stranger once you've had a three way with them?
Posted by relax- I only cheat with your friends, dear.... on November 19, 2010 at 11:36 AM · Report this

obviously LaBarbera hasn't learned Danny's trick of correcting your illiterate posts without showing your work.....
Posted by Pot. Meet Kettle..... on November 19, 2010 at 11:38 AM · Report this

doesn't he know EVERYBODY'S love creates a frothy fecal bacterial stew?
Posted by Homosexual "Love"=SHIT on November 19, 2010 at 11:41 AM · Report this


Danny's obsession with the sex lives of Republican women (and teenaged girls...) is proof of that.
Posted by Danny can't control his attraction to Republican women on November 19, 2010 at 11:44 AM · Report this
BEG 55
You know, in recalling public details about Gringich's and Limbaugh's respective marriages, there turned out to be nothing mongamous about any of them. Not in the slightest. Gringich is fond of showing up at ex wifes sickbeds with new girlfriend and divorce papers in tow, and how many trips has Limbaugh made to the Dominican Republic or wherever the hell it is he goes off to with his supportive drugs?
Posted by BEG!/browneyedgirl65 on November 19, 2010 at 11:45 AM · Report this

if someone licked YOUR doorknobs and toilet seats to try to give YOU AIDS you might remember it too...
Posted by post rectal drip drip drip on November 19, 2010 at 11:47 AM · Report this

they are bad bad men.

Posted by thank you for your insightfully insightful insights. on November 19, 2010 at 11:48 AM · Report this


It is pathetic how Bauer stalks Dan.

Didn't he cross the country to volunteer on Dan's campaign for something or another?

And lick the doorknobs, getting a hardon thinking that his tongue was where Dan's hand had been?

And lick the seats on Dan's toilet... -well- you get the sick disgusting picture......
Posted by Bauer must be one sick little poopy..... on November 19, 2010 at 11:54 AM · Report this
fannerz 59
@34: Also, gay means gay. Queer usually implies "not straight" which can mean anything from a Kinsey 6 (or 0; I always forget which way the scale slides) to 50/50 bisexual, to trans, to genderqueer... anyway. Queer is reclaimed :)
Posted by fannerz on November 19, 2010 at 12:36 PM · Report this
"Monogamish" - I want this word to be a thing. Lovely.
Posted by planned barrenhood on November 19, 2010 at 1:08 PM · Report this
Wait a minute - he linked to your book on Amazon, to spreadingsantorm AND to your It Gets Better video??? Is he on your side without even knowing it?
Posted by CLDG on November 19, 2010 at 2:01 PM · Report this
first, someone please do something about the terrible layout on the page. why is it that all the right wing hate spewers seem to all use the same horrible design companies?

second, congrats on your work dan. they wouldn't be hollering so loud if they didn't think your message was getting through to people...
Posted by gordonburkholder on November 19, 2010 at 2:10 PM · Report this
Oh, golly. His writing is terrible.
Posted by Sarie B. on November 19, 2010 at 2:30 PM · Report this
despicable me 64
venomlash, the lipstick goes on the pig PP, not on Dan. We already know he's gay.
Posted by despicable me on November 19, 2010 at 3:03 PM · Report this
venomlash 65
I swear they shooped a touch of lipstick onto Dan, compared to the same picture on Wikipedia!
Posted by venomlash on November 19, 2010 at 3:28 PM · Report this
echizen_kurage 66
@ Venomlash:

Wow, good catch -- I'm amazed you noticed that, and I think you might be right. If you compare them side by side, the color balance of the two photos is definitely different, and Dan's lips look noticeably more . . . rubicund . . . in the Americans for Truth photo (which is on the right). I'm not technologically savvy enough to know whether a color shift like that could occur accidentally, as a result of compressing the file or saving it in a different format or whatever, but I wouldn't be surprised if those whackjobs did it on purpose.
Posted by echizen_kurage on November 19, 2010 at 4:20 PM · Report this
47 "comparing a Canadian marriage to a Real American marriage"

You wanna come up here to Alberta and say that to a married Canadian's face?
Posted by agony on November 19, 2010 at 4:47 PM · Report this
BEG 68
OK, so I've just watched the WTTW interview with Dan -- along with a long suffering friend (thank you!) to help translate. Nicely done!

I thought it was an interesting point, contrasting the importance of the videos done by everyone vs the celebrities and it's really a wonderful reversal in a way -- that the celebrity videos are sort of pointless to the kids because the message is that you'd be accepted if you were rich and famous? But they know the chances are they won't be, so the thousands of videos from people like you and me are much more important. Very, very true.

I wonder if the celeb videos are actually mostly important for straight teens -- they get role models that are acting positively toward LGBT issues. Something to counter the hatefulness that probably many of them get from the people around them in their lives. One can hope.

Given that you did no outreach for celeb videos, it's interesting in a way that they've jumped on the bandwagon anyway. Says something about the psychology of the celeb/audience dynamic.

And, oh yes, I emailed WTTW encouraging them to provide cc/transcripts online :D
Posted by BEG!/browneyedgirl65 on November 19, 2010 at 8:40 PM · Report this

Canadian babies are so ugly delivery doctors slap them in the face by mistake.....
Posted by ButtUgly on November 19, 2010 at 8:54 PM · Report this
Rach3l 70
Homophobe is only a pejorative if you ARE ONE.

Nice link, Dan
Posted by Rach3l on November 19, 2010 at 10:39 PM · Report this
Rach3l 71
I emailed Peter by the way:

This is in regards to your letter on….

No news program is obligated to give equal coverage to bigotry. In fact, no news program is obligated to listen to you at all. I know you will neither listen to, nor understand, my words; however, I could not resist pointing out that traditional Christian views on homosexuality are bigotry, they are wrong, and you are scared.

And I'm glad.

I do not expect this email to change your life. I do not expect you to comprehend what I'm saying as anything other than liberal nonsense. But you, and people like you, are directly responsible for the astronomical suicide rate of gay youths. And we will not stand for it. We will not coddle your murderous vitriol with alabaster gloves anymore. We will not tolerate intolerance.

Bigots like you are approaching the minority, whether you realize it or not. And that is thanks in LARGE part to Dan Savage's "It Gets Better" campaign. Because for gay people, it does get better than listening to petty bigoted tyrants like yourself saying that it's wrong to be gay. Sorry to break it to you, but it's not. It is wrong to be a bigot. You may die a very old man without realizing it, but future generations have much to look forward to because of Dan's big heart.

I'd say a prayer for your soul, but I'm not religious. And frankly I'm pretty sure bigots don't have souls anyway.

Truly your antithesis,
Posted by Rach3l on November 19, 2010 at 10:50 PM · Report this
For this sort, I think a simple "Your screams, my music," ( thanks Bruce Sterling) should suffice.
Posted by Gerald Fnord on November 20, 2010 at 6:05 AM · Report this
Unfortunately, they were right about just one thing: the aggressively hateful approach toward religion. As much as American style Christians horrify me, Dan's attacks make me cringe. His approach to anything related to religion often seems uncharacteristically cruel - I recall him repeatedly calling a man a "ridiculous Jewish fuckwit" and openly mocking Jewish customs because the man in question had moved from Reform to Orthodox Judaism, for example. Dan sets himself up for criticism this way. If he is incapable of talking about religion without becoming malicious, he should avoid the subject altogether.
Posted by Mamabadger on November 20, 2010 at 6:16 AM · Report this
venomlash 74
@66: Oh, they definitely ran the whole thing through some sort of filter to bring out the warmer tones, judging by the picture overall. But they definitely SPECIFICALLY made Dan's lips redder. Whatever filter they used made his skin LESS pink, and there's a clear boundary on the image around where they tinted his lips.
It's been altered.
Posted by venomlash on November 20, 2010 at 8:12 AM · Report this
To Dan: I'm sorry that ass disrespected your marriage. I'm sure it's happened before, but still- people shouldn't have to deal with that.
Posted by SiriusXRemus on November 20, 2010 at 3:28 PM · Report this

Dan is an is a antireligious hatemongering bigot.

as bigoted and full of hate as any homophobe you will ever find.

and tho the targets may vary the hate is the same.
Posted by Danny is the Grand Wizard of AntiReligion Hate on November 20, 2010 at 4:55 PM · Report this
Delishuss 77
Hooray WTTW! This is so much better than your six days of two hour specials on the history of the National Park system. Stir it up, baby! Chicago Public Broadcasting rocks my socks. Where does Ira Glass broadcast from? Chicago. Where does Wait Wait Don't Tell Me record? Chicago. Whose PBS station has the balls to run an interview with Dan Savage? Chicago's.

Hey Pete, WTTW knows the fundies have nothing worth saying, that's why they didn't bring in a counterpoint. They broadcast, you know, the news and things that matter, not bigoted, incoherent, Bible-banging word diarrhea. When you have an argument that makes any kind of rational, emotional, or even - yes - spiritual sense and you can express it in a graphic design layout that doesn't make me want to scratch my eyes out, get back to us. In the mean time, your opinion doesn't matter, there are more of us than there are of you, and I'm going to encourage every friend I have in Chicago to write in to WTTW thanking them for interviewing Dan and to write to all of their Congressmen to tell them to keep funding Chicago Public Broadcasting.
Posted by Delishuss on November 20, 2010 at 8:06 PM · Report this
Rach3l 78
@76 religion has caused real, measurable harm to homosexuals. Dan is justified in his opposition to Christianity.

P.S. suck my balls
Posted by Rach3l on November 20, 2010 at 10:33 PM · Report this
The way they write about Dan and his family actually reminds me SO MUCH of how Rita Skeeter wrote about Dumbledore and Harry Potter. Please tell me I'm not the only one who thought of that, so I can feel better about myself.
Posted by Fiona1988 on November 21, 2010 at 6:18 AM · Report this
Ixtlilton 80
S...Saliva terrorist? I think this guy might be fantasizing about you a little too much, Dan.
Posted by Ixtlilton on November 21, 2010 at 6:30 AM · Report this
Heather 81
@73 and 76 Religion is no different than any other topic and holds no special place that requires us to respect it. Religion is no different than politics and just as politicians are fair game for criticism, satire and mockery so are religious leaders and their deities. Our refusal to defer to religion merely because it is religion is our way of taking away your power and neutralizing the power of religion. Expressing our contempt for your religion and your imaginary sky gods does not make us bigots. Stop trying to impose your belief that religion is a sacred idea that we must treat with deference and respect. Religious people can mock atheists and we are equally free to mock your beliefs.
Posted by Heather on November 21, 2010 at 9:02 AM · Report this
Shorter Babs: "Why don't you call? Why aren't you interested in my opinion of what these terrible sweaty hung men are doing to each other?"
Posted by FeralTurnip on November 21, 2010 at 4:45 PM · Report this
dangerousgift 83
Dan Savage! I will babysit during your next orgy!
Posted by dangerousgift on November 21, 2010 at 5:33 PM · Report this
Chris in Vancouver WA 84
@ 19 - I've been hard cored. It's something that you have be in the right mood for.
Posted by Chris in Vancouver WA on November 22, 2010 at 6:03 PM · Report this
Hello, this is an unregistered post from someone who's not Porno Pete.

Porno Pete, you're not fooling anyone, just because you post a million homophobic, idiotic posts under different names doesn't mean WE DON'T ALL KNOW THEY ARE ALL WRITTEN BY YOU.
Go Dan, the religious right has enough of a voice in the USA- they don't need any more air time.

BTW, Keeping slaves, segregated schools, black people at the back of the bus, used to be the norm too- have fun with your bigotry before the US wakes up like the rest of the world has.
Posted by hotcanadianchick on November 23, 2010 at 6:21 AM · Report this
Well, gee! No wonder your "marriage" has lasted longer than some other mens, when it isnt a marriage at all, having sex with other people when monogamy bores you, not to mention that people who have such malleable interpretation of monogamy are probably hooking up on the side without telling their partners. Lord knows your definition of honesty is as malleable as your definitions of marriage and monogamy! Indeed like most regressives, your relationship to the truth is downright adversarial when it gets in the way of what you want.

But then again, so does your relationship to the meaning of marriage!

Yes, you are correct, a phony marriage is easier than a real one. Which is why you dont have a real one. All you have proven is that were you held to the same standards of marriage as normal people, you would have failed as miserably, if not more miserably than they. So you bastardize the meaning of the word to mean whatever the hell you want it to mean. -- And then bitch that Americans wont subsidize it!

You are a FANTASTIC and very persuasive argument AGAINST gay marriage. Your standards or I should say lack thereof, were they adopted, would destroy the value the institution provides to society in the first place. Which is to encourage an environment where children are not robbed of having a mother, not robbed of having a father, but are raised by their own committed, monogamous, loving mothers and fathers.

Not an institution to humor gays delusions that sticking your dick up someones rectum is in morally, biologically or in any way equivalent to men and women coming together and creating life.

Be happy, be with whoever you want. Fuck the whole city if you want. But quit pretending its a marriage. But please stop pretending that homosexuality and your "open relationships" are as important or even remotely as consequential to society as real marriage between men and women. And quit pretending that your child wouldnt be better off if his mom hadnt donated him to a delusional couple playing make believe, so they can keep lying to themselves, pretending they are the same as everyone else, when they arent.

Yes, failed marriages are awful. Your promiscuous open relationship is just as failed as Rush Limbaughs -- in fact, more failed, because at least he has the excuse that straight marriage is held to a higher standard. Your standard is apparently whatever you want it to be -- which means you have no standard at all. Thats not a reason to lower the standard, that's just a GREAT reason to reject the gay redefition of what marriage should be!

By the way, is your server on AOL dial-up? You have the slowest website on the internet.
Posted by Robert MacBurney on February 9, 2011 at 7:03 PM · Report this

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