Step up the fuel etc. etc.
  • www.perkyjerky.com
  • Step up the fuel etc. etc.

It's Perky Jerky, the "INVIGORATING BEEF JERKY" made with Four-Loko-famousâ„¢ guarana.

If the idea doesn't make you feel ill, the copy on the website will: "COFFEE IS SO 2009. Ready to step up your game? Perky Jerky is the fuel to take you to the next level..."


Thanks to Slog tipper Braden, who says, "I’m going to go cry now."