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Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Hump Why Don't We Know Who Won HUMP! Yet?

Posted by on Wed, Nov 17, 2010 at 12:40 PM

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Here we are four days after the last of HUMPS!'s twenty sold-out screenings and we still can't tell which films won HUMP! because we're still counting the votes. We're awarding prizes in four categories this year—Best Kink, Best Humor, Best Sex, and Best In Show—and each ballot has four votes on it and each vote has to entered by hand into the Diebold HUMP! Vote Tabulator 2010 and it's taking forfuckingever. We can announce now, however, that Richard Sanders' HUMP! entry—I said African Americans Have a "Cum Problem," Not a "Crime Problem"—has been mathematically eliminated. The gap is too large for Sanders to close.

We should have full HUMP! results by Friday and HUMP! winners will be announced first right here on Slog!

 

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Will in Seattle 1
God, just write a Perl script already ...
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 17, 2010 at 12:42 PM
2
"I said African Americans Have a "Cum Problem," Not a "Crime Problem""

HA HA HA SO FUNNY HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HILARIOUS
HA HA HA

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postpar…

The color of murder and gun violence in New York

By Jonathan Capehart
Nov. 10, 2010

"In short, 95.1 percent of all murder victims and 95.9 percent of all shooting victims in New York City are black or Hispanic. And 90.2 percent of those arrested for murder and 96.7 percent of those arrested for shooting someone are black and Hispanic. I don't even know where to begin to describe the horror I still feel looking at those numbers. "
Posted by Naive White Libtarded Seattle Progressive on November 17, 2010 at 12:51 PM
macavitykitsune 3
@2 - do you have nothing else to do? Seriously. Shut the fuck up and go away.
Posted by macavitykitsune on November 17, 2010 at 1:24 PM
OuterCow 4
That Diebold thing best be a joke, cuz I want my vote to count, Dan.
Posted by OuterCow on November 17, 2010 at 1:38 PM
5
@3 are you too wimpy to deal with the facts of reality?

And what a bunch of HILARIOUS FACTS they are!!!! So awesome to use as the basis of a FUNNY JOKE!!!!!
Posted by Naive White Libtarded Seattle Progressive on November 17, 2010 at 1:47 PM
You Look Like I Need A Drink! 6
Hey! I was at the Thursday 1st screening and don't remember seeing "I said African Americans Have a "Cum Problem," Not a "Crime Problem" in the lineup... What gives? What was it about? Huh?
Posted by You Look Like I Need A Drink! on November 17, 2010 at 1:51 PM
Will in Seattle 7
I'm pretty sure the white crust is messing up your optical scanning machines.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 17, 2010 at 2:01 PM
8
Need more scantron forms, and Hanging Chads.
Posted by Magister on November 17, 2010 at 2:14 PM
BEG 9
A problem with those heavy, hanging chads, eh?
Posted by BEG http://twitter.com/#!/browneyedgirl65 on November 17, 2010 at 2:27 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 10
The real truth is that they're all just too stoned to count.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on November 17, 2010 at 2:35 PM
Will in Seattle 11
@10 for the California Says It's Legal win!
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 17, 2010 at 2:48 PM
12
"Diebold HUMP! Vote Tabulator"?????

In each category:

Film A:11%
Film B:18%
Film C:19%
George W. Bush: 52%

m!
Posted by make dir on November 17, 2010 at 2:51 PM
BEG 13
@12, yeah there's going to be a *lot* of questions if bush wins.
Posted by BEG http://twitter.com/#!/browneyedgirl65 on November 17, 2010 at 3:04 PM
Will in Seattle 14
@13 i hear modern films don't have a lot of bush.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on November 17, 2010 at 3:18 PM
15
Will there another showing or a way to view the entries? I really wanted to go but couldn't afford the $40 at the time. Thanks!
Posted by LDW on November 17, 2010 at 3:23 PM
pasteyboy 16
@2&6
"Richard Sanders' HUMP! entry—I said African Americans Have a "Cum Problem," Not a "Crime Problem""

I think you missed the joke, dudes.

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archive…
Posted by pasteyboy http://pjorno.com on November 17, 2010 at 6:49 PM
17
alien T.V. all the way through. great sound track, beautiful women, great editing, and alien blow up dolls. nuff said if you ask me.
Posted by kerrycov on November 18, 2010 at 12:49 PM
18
I wish the the "It Gets Better" HUMP entry could actually go on the It Gets Better website. If that doesn't express how much better it gets, then I don't know what does.
Posted by AnniePdx on November 18, 2010 at 5:22 PM
Rev.Smith 19
It's hard to do a decent hand recount job when you have to do it one-handed....
Posted by Rev.Smith on November 25, 2010 at 8:06 AM

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