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Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Politics / Fashion All Hail Dark Helmet

Posted by on Wed, Nov 3, 2010 at 12:25 PM

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Hey you guys! Sarah Palin debuted her new hairstyle last night just in time for the election! According to the Huffington Post, "The new 'do is extra-voluminous on top and in the back, and features a highlight in front."

it's kind of a modified beehive, and it makes her look three times her normal size. Maybe it's to scare off bears? Does she think she looks presidential?

Or is she doing her Dark Helmet impersonation?


 

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1
The Guardian said Sarah Palin was "wearing what appeared to be a wig from a Sarah Palin Halloween costume.Seriously, that thing was so big, if Bristol climbed on top of it she could probably have seen Russia."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/nov…

Posted by AK Rob on November 3, 2010 at 12:39 PM
attitude devant 2
looks to me like Mama Grizzly is wearing a fall. Haven't seen one since I was very little.
Posted by attitude devant on November 3, 2010 at 12:40 PM
very bad homo 3
I'm pretty sure she's hiding a bomb in there.
Posted by very bad homo on November 3, 2010 at 12:43 PM
metardtard 4
Palin weave!
Posted by metardtard on November 3, 2010 at 12:45 PM
5
Very Snooki-like.
Posted by bigyaz on November 3, 2010 at 12:45 PM
Max Solomon 6
can't we have 1 day, just ONE DAY, to mourn? not seeing her, not even to snark at, would have helped.
Posted by Max Solomon on November 3, 2010 at 12:54 PM
7
"No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."
Posted by keshmeshi on November 3, 2010 at 12:55 PM
Roscoe 8
Looks like a case of hairdresser's revenge.
Posted by Roscoe on November 3, 2010 at 1:00 PM
9
Bouffants are coming back? Oy.
Posted by Patti on November 3, 2010 at 1:11 PM
gloomy gus 10
@5 Snooki, yeah!
Posted by gloomy gus on November 3, 2010 at 1:11 PM
COMTE 11
I think she's just trying to fool everyone into thinking there's actually something underneath all that hair.

Not working, though...
Posted by COMTE http://www.chriscomte.com on November 3, 2010 at 1:12 PM
despicable me 12
bigyaz @5, yeah it looks like she put her bump it in wrong!
Posted by despicable me on November 3, 2010 at 1:12 PM
blip 13
bump-it.
Posted by blip on November 3, 2010 at 1:13 PM
How About No 14
Better for hiding the wire and earpiece that feeds her during broadcasts.
Posted by How About No on November 3, 2010 at 1:16 PM
pissy mcslogbot 15
Rand Paul is all about the Aqua Buddha, for Sarah it's the Aqua Net...

aka, the hillbilly burqa.
Posted by pissy mcslogbot on November 3, 2010 at 1:18 PM
OuterCow 16
Now I just need to watch a clip of her watching herself in real time ad infinitum.
Posted by OuterCow on November 3, 2010 at 1:29 PM
Urgutha Forka 17
That's ridiculous! Wait, no... It's ludicrous!
Posted by Urgutha Forka on November 3, 2010 at 1:43 PM
DOUG. 18
She's expecting.
Posted by DOUG. http://www.dougsvotersguide.com on November 3, 2010 at 2:24 PM
MattSabbath 19
KEEP FIRING, ASSHOLES
Posted by MattSabbath on November 3, 2010 at 2:39 PM
Keister Button 20
The volume is to drown out the wind whistling between her ears.
Posted by Keister Button on November 3, 2010 at 3:15 PM
21
Actually, that's the "Hollywood-sized" bumpit.
Posted by IttyBittyCanuck on November 3, 2010 at 5:44 PM
Canuck 22
The bigger the hair, the closer to God.
Posted by Canuck on November 3, 2010 at 7:29 PM

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