Hang Up and Drive: "The Washington State Patrol says a driver was on the phone moments before his SUV rolled on Interstate 182 in Richland, killing him, his wife and their 8-year-old nephew," reports KIRO.

Local Losers: Seahawks, Sounders.

Easy Rider Meets Bambi: Motorcycle rider killed after colliding with a deer on U.S. Route 101 in Jefferson County, WA.

Nerds!: Kennewick couple gives trick-or-treaters books not candy.

Meanwhile in South Seattle: Police investigate yesterday's two shootings.

Romeo Is Bleeding (Also, In My Retelling, Romeo Sends Juliet Photos of His Wang): Brett Favre injured during game, requires 10 stitches to his chin.

"Daddy, Watch!" "That's Terrific, Son!": This photo makes me want to cry.

There Simply Isn't Room for Them All: Police block sex abuse survivors from Vatican.

Halloween Horror: Jack-o-lanterns luring bears to porches.

Egg on Your Corpse: Atlanta teen fatally shot after allegedly egging a trigger-happy man's car.

“Charlie Sheen Is Going to Die This Week”: Charlie Sheen's alleged hookers-and-blowfest ramps up in Los Angeles. (Bullhonky, says Team Sheen.)

RIP Ginny Sacrimoni: 'Sopranos' actress Denise Borino-Quinn dies at 46.

And finally, here's footage of Zach Galifianakis smoking a joint on Real Time with Bill Maher.