In Case You Missed It: Seattle's King Street Station will get an $18 million renovation, Councilman Nick Licata apologizes for the SPD's stupidly overblown pot raid, and five pedestrians crossing 1st Avenue South last night were hit by a truck.
Felled by A Virgin Four Loko: British man dies of a caffeine overdose.
$16.2 Billion: Microsoft's first-quarter sales up 25% from last year.
Sorry, But Them's the Rules: Man shot dead after refusing his turn in Russian Roulette.
Qnext!: FDA rejects weight-loss drug Qnexa.
I Wonder if He Got the Goat to "Eat His Can": Ferndale man pleads guilty in goat sex case.
Meanwhile in Virginia: A U.S. citizen born in Pakistan has been charged with plotting to bomb DC Metro stations.
Streetcar!: Seattle streetcar line headed for First Hill.
In conclusion, please enjoy the Taiwanese CGI treatment of Charlie Sheen's latest blow-and-hooker bust.