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Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Hump / Sex / Celeb Celebrity Peen Revisited! Now With Prizes!

Posted by Lindy West on Wed, Oct 27, 2010 at 12:18 PM

Remember the other day when I posted that celebrity penis collage and challenged you to identify the celebrities by their male penises? Well, NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU got all the answers right. But maybe that was because you didn't have the right incentive.

I'm reposting it right here, right now, and the first person to post a complete set of correct answers in the comments wins one pair of HUMP! tickets to the screening of their choice.

Penises after the jump, where they belong (always remember to CLOAK YOUR SHAME).

Good luck! Happy penising!

Your penis-having celebrities are:

a. Ewan MacGregor
b. Viggo Mortensen
c. Jason Mewes
d. Harvey Keitel
e. Jude Law
f. Simon Rex
g. Brad Pitt
h. Jason Segel
i. Daniel Radcliffe

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A - 9; B - 8, C - 6; D - 4; E - 3 ; F - 7; G - 1; H - 5; I - 2

Posted by TheMisanthrope on October 27, 2010 at 12:26 PM

1i 2a 3e
4d 5h 6c 7f
8c
9b

Posted by Keister Button on October 27, 2010 at 12:34 PM

Google says: 3, 8, 6, 4, 9, 7, 1, 5, 2

Posted by Christi S on October 27, 2010 at 12:34 PM

Google says: 3, 8, 6, 4, 9, 7, 1, 5, 2

3a, 8b, 6c, 4c, 9e, 7f, 1g, 5h, 2i

Posted by Christi S on October 27, 2010 at 12:36 PM

Dammit. I have one of those jobs that frowns on looking at peen at work. Also, Christi S is a giant cheater.

Posted by MacCrocodile on October 27, 2010 at 12:41 PM

Is it just me or is #7 have a really oddly shaped boner?

Posted by Ness

on October 27, 2010 at 12:45 PM

Make that does**
I was too distracted by all the peen to pay attention to my words.

Posted by Ness

on October 27, 2010 at 12:46 PM

A - 3
B - 8
C - 6
D - 4
E - 9
F - 7
G - 1
H - 5
I - 2

Posted by bpinsea on October 27, 2010 at 1:14 PM

Well, that totally deflates my nagging feeling of penile inadequacy...

Posted by COMTE

on October 27, 2010 at 1:20 PM

Damn, I was good. Only 2 wrong, and I did it without GIS. I think a goodly portion were from before 2000, when I was still a teenager.

Posted by TheMisanthrope on October 27, 2010 at 2:14 PM

1. G Brad Pitt
2. i Daniel Radcliffe
3. A Ewan MacGregor
4. D Harvey Keitel
5. H Jason Segal
6. C Jason Mewes
7. F Simon Rex
8. B Viggo Mortensen
9. E Jude Law

Posted by JimK

on October 27, 2010 at 2:42 PM

NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!

What? Somebody had to. (And: ha!)

Posted by merry on October 27, 2010 at 2:43 PM

It should be noted that the Daniel Radcliffe shot is a notorious fake.

Posted by internet peen cop on October 27, 2010 at 2:55 PM

@3: Christi S is our first correct answer! Christi--e-mail me (lindy at thestranger.com) and I'll get you set up.

Posted by Lindy West on October 27, 2010 at 4:00 PM

Ew.

Posted by PSTO

on October 27, 2010 at 8:06 PM

None of them are prime p0rn material.

Posted by Weekilter on October 27, 2010 at 8:49 PM

For extra credit I shall match the actor to the picture AND the origin of the picture!

a. Ewan MacGregor--3 (Young Adam)
b. Viggo Mortensen--8 (Eastern Promises)
c. Jason Mewes--6 (Zack and Miri Make a Porno)
d. Harvey Keitel--4(Bad Lieutenant)
e. Jude Law-- 9 (Tabloid shot while he was changing on a balcony)
f. Simon Rex -- 7 (From his wank video)
g. Brad Pitt --1 (Also from a tabloid photo taken while Brad was on a balcony)
h. Jason Segel--5 (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
i. Daniel Radcliffe--2 (From production still for "Equus")

Posted by stuck in boston