Thanks to Slog Tipper David for sharing this site with me: Insulted by Authors is an interesting new litblog in which the author, Bill, goes to readings and asks the authors to insult him instead of writing a normal personalization. He also reviews books and writes accounts of the readings. Here's a piece of the Jonathan Safran Foer reading/signing review:

Usual opening of thanks/love your work/could you insult me/etc. He immediately noticed my shirt, a blue tee with two illustrations of frying eggs and “Pavement” in cursive over the top.

“Oh,” he says. “Are you going to the show?”

I’m distracted, trying to get out of the way to let the next person up for a signature, but I say yes. My sister’d bought us tickets for the BillyBurg show a few weeks ago.

“Going to both?”

Here, I paused. I wasn’t aware of more than one show. I thought there was only one, to be honest. Suddenly, I felt like I’d offended Mr. Foer, and he was on a track to call me out, to Donald Sutherland my otherness in his zombie crowd of vegetarian Hipsters...

Foer's inscription wound up reading, "For the dumb fuck shithead asshole. Best, [signature]."