All of these hungers can be sated at tonight's SEXY FUCKING TRIVIA hosted by me, Lindy West, and the ebullient Lord Bryan of Bissell.

Where: The Del Rey
When: 9 pm
Who: You and yours

Tonight's installment will feature: Goats! Hill mutants! Penis pics! Autofellatio! Drunken quarterbacks! Alcohols! Prizes from Babeland, Crown Black Car, The Stranger, and MORE.

PLUS: Other stuff!!!

You really ought to be there. If you are there I will literally give you a hug (maybe). Sex Trivia happens every Wednesday. I am not going to stop yelling at you until you come. (THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID.)