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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Why Do the Homos Have Public Sex During the Day and the Hets Have Public Sex at Night?

Posted by on Sat, Oct 9, 2010 at 7:05 PM

This NYT article, about an insanely popular public-sex spot in a small town in England, does not attempt to answer its most interesting question:

Unhappily for many people here, it is also famous for being featured on lists of good places to go “dogging” — that is, to have sex in public, sometimes with partners you have just met online, so that others can watch. So popular is the woodsy field below the ridge as a spot for gay sex (mostly during the day) and heterosexual sex (mostly at night) that the police have designated it a “public sex environment.”

Why are gays on the day shift and straights on the night shift? How did that tradition develop? Do any "doggers" get quoted on the subject? No. This may seem like a stupid criticism, but following little questions like that lead to lovely projects like Eli's feature this week: Why is a judge with a pretty swingin' attitude towards hetero sex insisting that homos are inherently bad parents? Or this story by Michael Smith of Bloomberg: How did legit U.S. banks get so tied up with illicit Mexican narco-bucks?

Or this, which came out of the NYT and other papers reporting that this weird new cutting agent in cocaine, called levamisole, was making people sick. None of the reports, however, even attempted to ask why this cutting agent was being used if a) it makes people sick, b) it's not as cheap as flour or sugar or whatever, and I won't bore you with c) and d) here, but if you're curious, you can read the thing.

(I realize that it seems insanely egotistical to link to a light-hearted story, criticize a tiny piece of it, and then link to something I've written as an example of How Things Should Be Done. Sorry. I'm Andy Rooney on crystal meth, both grumpy and self-centered.)

It drives me a little crazy when journalists report something counter-intuitive or just odd and fail to ask what the hell is going on. Isn't attempting to figure out what the hell is going on—being curious, noticing discrepancies and unanswered questions, and then relentlessly pursuing the answers—our job?

SPJ and similar organizations could help save journalism by not hosting luncheons and conventions where people auto-fellate themselves and wonder aloud how they feel about the dissolution of the fourth estate (two words, people: "confused" and scared"—that's how you feel) and blowing their budget on a big, nice, drug-friendly hotel for reporters and editors, bowls full of ecstasy and psilocybin and booklets of brain-teasers. They could remind reporters and editors how to be curious again.

All the web-interactive-Facebook-phone apps and other 21st-century Tinkertoys in the world aren't going to save journalism. Find a question or a fact that makes a reasonable person wonder "what the fuck?" Then attempt to answer the question, by any means necessary. Go places that your readers don't have the time or inclination to go: scary apartments full of sketchy people, jail, the library.

Be curious. Make them curious. Go looking. Then tell 'em what you found.

And if journalism isn't about that, screw it. I'll pack it in and finally realize my dream of becoming a merchant marine.

All that said, the NYT article has some great details about one of the most popular public-sex spots in England. Like this:

Britons are a tolerant bunch, and most probably would not care who watched whom doing what in whatever configuration, as long as they all went somewhere else. Why, Puttenham residents wonder, do they have to do it 400 yards from the village nursery school?”

“We have nothing against gays or whoever it is up there,” said Lydia Paterson, who lives here. “It’s just the principle of, ‘What on earth is going on?’”

And this:

Residents have been pressing the authorities to do something, arguing that the government should simply close the rest stop that provides access to the offending field, just off the busy A31 road. That way, people hoping to have sex would have nowhere to park.

But local government officials refused, saying closing it would unfairly penalize motorists who genuinely wanted just to rest and would deprive the owner of the Hog’s Back cafe, also at the rest stop, of his livelihood.

Alternative suggestions, discussed at a recent meeting of the Surrey County Council Cabinet, included deploying rangers to patrol the site on horseback; encouraging hikers to roust doggers with actual dogs; and filling the field with potentially bad-tempered bulls.

“It was like, ‘Are you taking this seriously?’ ” Ms. Paterson said. “One cabinet member said, ‘If you close this site, there could be an increase in suicides because these people have nowhere else to go.’ ”

Some older residents sympathize with the council. “Honestly, it’s been going on for so many years,” said Jennifer Debenham, 71, a customer at the Good Intent.

Referring to a nearby village, an elderly man at the bar piped up, “At Wisley, there are two sites, one for males and one for heteros.”

Mrs. Debenham said, “I think we should just let them get on with it.”

The man added, “If you want to find out more, just put ‘dogging’ into your search engine.”

What lovely, humane words about the public-sex issue in the tiny town of whateverit'scalled. Thank you for digging those up, NYT reporter Sarah Lyall, and thank you for filing this story at all.

I just wish someone could tell us why the gays hump in the daylight and the straights hump under the stars.

 

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despicable me 1
Don't ask me I'm just the fill-in Bozo.

That is curiouser and curiouser and it really would be nice to know. I think Brendan needs to be sent over to England by The Stranger so he can digg into these day and night doggers and let us know the answer.

Can you say SLOG poll? They're legally binding you know!

My vote, AYE, YUP, YEP, YES, YAY, HELL YEAH, YOU BETCHA, UH HUH AND GO GET EM KIDDO
Posted by despicable me on October 9, 2010 at 7:35 PM
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gloomy gus 3
You can lead a hortatory but you cannot make him think.
Posted by gloomy gus on October 9, 2010 at 7:43 PM
dnt trust me 4
Brendan, god forbid i find myself a widower, but if such a thing were to happen, may i call you about that merchant marine idea? From another post, it sounds like Dominic knows our ISP addresses (something about Chihuly votes last week) so you probably know where to find me if ya want. Sail on Brother.
Posted by dnt trust me on October 9, 2010 at 8:17 PM
5
Estrogen levels rise in the evening.

done.
Posted by backup on October 9, 2010 at 8:18 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 6
Damned if I know, but I'll bet ol' Christian Louboutin @2 knows the answer.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on October 9, 2010 at 8:21 PM
Cory 7
Or, the bigger question: When are the female-only hump fests?
Posted by Cory on October 9, 2010 at 8:47 PM
Canadian Nurse 8
Too true, Brendan. The question of why seems to be the main question forgotten by too many journalists. CSM seems to be the main daily that occasionally asks these sorts of questions.
Posted by Canadian Nurse on October 9, 2010 at 9:58 PM
9
If I had to take a wild guess, which I guess I do, I'd say that the men having sex with each other in daylight are not gay self-identified. They're these bloody "MSM"s, (Men who have Sex with Men) -- straight self-identified, probably married (to women), but sneaking off for a gay quicky during the day. This way, they can be home to dinner with Wifie on time and no one is the wiser, including themselves, apparently.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on October 9, 2010 at 10:22 PM
ADoodle 10
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's started noticing in the last few years that current journalism is beyond awful and a waste of the time spend reading news pieces. It's depressing.
Posted by ADoodle on October 9, 2010 at 11:03 PM
11
Maybe the homos lost the coin toss? Or maybe they won it...
Posted by teamcanada on October 9, 2010 at 11:29 PM
this guy I know in Spokane 12
I was going to say what 9 said.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on October 10, 2010 at 12:27 AM
13
Because straight women care a little more about Not Being Seen.
Posted by MHsomewhen on October 10, 2010 at 12:57 AM
14
I think it's obvious why hetros wait until sundown. It's because women need to be fed and boozed before they'll put out and that usually goes on in the evening. Men just want to fuck and any time will do. But to say that gays stop in the evening is just plain wrong. Take a look at Volunteer one of these nights to see what I mean.
Posted by montex on October 10, 2010 at 4:24 AM
CharlesYFarley 15
Are these people for real? How can they ask such a stupid question? It's obviously because "straight" men (whatever that means) are terminally ashamed of their incipient perversions, and especially of being seen buggering a homely tea party member (aren't they all?) with their substandard, diseased tea party member.
Posted by CharlesYFarley http://mcaf.ee/7ab9d on October 10, 2010 at 4:31 AM
watchout5 16
Guys are horny all the time, but the women want to keep up their image. It's a really stupid question, like they're surprised gay sex happens when the sun is out. OMG LIKE RLY?
Posted by watchout5 http://www.overclockeddrama.com on October 10, 2010 at 7:26 AM
17
@9 Yes, they probably need something to do between delivering the the Sunday morning mega-church sermon on Sodom and Gomorrah and leading Sunday evening Purity Pledge Youth Ministry.
Posted by DJSauvage on October 10, 2010 at 9:31 AM
Chefgirl 18
Behold! Research done to submit "Dogging" to the Oxford English Dictionary. Clip is from the BBC show "Balderdash & Piffle"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2xyE-6sC…
Posted by Chefgirl on October 10, 2010 at 11:45 AM
Supreme Ruler Of The Universe 19
How do they know who humps in the woods at night?

Infrared goggles with vagina imaging technology?
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://yrihf.com on October 10, 2010 at 1:06 PM
Milbury 20
Am I the only person who read this story and immediately thought of the movie, "Wicker Man"? I know from personal experience that Britons can be incredibly nonchalant about things like this, but really!?
Posted by Milbury http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rLkEsoO6t0 on October 14, 2010 at 7:25 PM

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