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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Sex / Nerd Your Blue Cat-People Fantasies Come True

Posted by Mary Traverse on Thu, Sep 30, 2010 at 11:16 AM

Na'vi naughty bits.

Fleshlight now offers a Na'vi masturbatory aid, made to coincide with the release of Hustler's parody, This Ain't Avatar XXX.

from Fleshlight:

The ultimate alien fantasy has landed. The new Fleshlight Alien is an unworldly experience that will abduct your penis and send it spiraling through in a real milky way! Use the Alien Fleshlight while watching Hustler's new 3D epic, "This Ain't Avatar XXX" for the ultimate in E.T. ecstasy.

The link is probably NSFYW since it's, you know, Fleshlight.

I dunno, neither Na'vi fantasy nor the sparkly vampire dildo interest me. I am trying to get my boyfriend to go as Captain Jack Harkness for Halloween though.

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but is it in 3d?

Posted by ddecounter on September 30, 2010 at 11:20 AM

Yes, it is.

Posted by Avtar on September 30, 2010 at 11:22 AM

YES YES YES on Captain Jack! Make sure to take lots of pictures...

Posted by sanguisuga on September 30, 2010 at 11:27 AM

I'd be interested in a SLOG poll, whether any readers actually own a Fleshlight and does it do what it claims? Or, do you end up finishing the job with your hand, because, well, your hand just knows how to get the job done?

Just curious...

Posted by Frau Blucher on September 30, 2010 at 11:35 AM

Remember, only you can vote for GMO-salmon enhanced tiger breeding in the online SLOG poll for what to do with Seattle Center.

Sadly, they didn't include my option of an Auto-de-Fe for Chihulhy involving tech virgins.

Posted by Will in Seattle

on September 30, 2010 at 11:46 AM

What the hell, I know Na'vi sex is all about intertwining the hair-cilia stuff not vaginal intercourse, & I didn't even like Avatar.

Posted by OuterCow on September 30, 2010 at 12:22 PM

I do not want my penis to be abducted

Posted by yelahneb

on September 30, 2010 at 12:48 PM

I don't have a dick, but that thing looks awesome.

Posted by kersy on September 30, 2010 at 1:05 PM

@4 - I have three of them and yes they work w/o having to use my hand at all to finish the job. the only annoying thing is cleaning the device after wards.

Posted by apres_moi on September 30, 2010 at 1:49 PM

...and it's dishwasher safe!!!

Posted by Short, Dark and Handsome on September 30, 2010 at 2:58 PM