Sharing the sidewalks with people of all races and religions, with legals and illegals, with women in veils and women in nearly nothing, with gays and lesbians, straights and bis, dykes and bikes. You know...

On some level I think social conservatives are angry that the terrorists attacked New York City and not Branson, Missouri. Al-Qaeda wanted to attack real America—and real Americans—and they knew that here is where you find both. So in addition to murdering 3,000 innocent people in New York City on September 11, 2001, the terrorists insulted the vanity of America's social conservatives and demonstrated that they shared their prejudices. They're still reeling from the blow.

Okay—heading out to dinner now with some fags.