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Sunday, September 5, 2010

Help An Exhibitionist Out

Posted by on Sun, Sep 5, 2010 at 3:43 PM

At first I wasn't sure what to do with this...

...but then I figured I'd post it.

"I get a thrill out of being seen," writes the boy* in the video. "When I am horny, I look at that Youtube I posted, see view count, and get hard. In fact because of it I can't really wear my purple boxers now."

Sloggers: you have the power to make a harmless exhibitionist happy. Just by viewing his video and driving up the view count. How often do you have the opportunity to increase the sum total of human happiness with a single click? You know you wanna. And, hey, if you had something better to do you wouldn't be reading Slog on a Saturday Sunday afternoon, right? He's at 843 views now. Let's pump his numbers up, people.

* I have confirmed that the boy in the video is the same person who sent me the video, and that the boy in the video is over 21. You can click on it with a clear conscience.

 

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1
Have you confirmed that it's Sunday? Love you!
Posted by Valkyrie on September 5, 2010 at 3:50 PM
2
Whoops. I'm really out of it today -- more so than usual.
Posted by Dan Savage on September 5, 2010 at 3:57 PM
Bub 3
I think I saw that guy at PONY last night. And it helps to play "Goodbye Horses" by Q. Lazzarus while watching this.
Posted by Bub on September 5, 2010 at 4:12 PM
Canuck 4
Why aren't the page views going up? I watched it twice, and it's still at 843 (refreshed.) ??
Posted by Canuck on September 5, 2010 at 4:15 PM
Phoebe on NE 79th 5
No thank you.
Posted by Phoebe on NE 79th on September 5, 2010 at 4:24 PM
Vince 6
Sweet. I watched all of them. Thanks!
Posted by Vince on September 5, 2010 at 4:25 PM
gloomy gus 7
Comedy gold.
Posted by gloomy gus on September 5, 2010 at 4:33 PM
8
if i could take views away from this attention whore i would
Posted by taint on September 5, 2010 at 4:38 PM
9
The view numbers aren't going up!
Posted by the view numbers aren't going up! on September 5, 2010 at 5:19 PM
Cory 10
...Gay guys...
Posted by Cory on September 5, 2010 at 6:37 PM
gloomy gus 11
...on thorazine.
Posted by gloomy gus on September 5, 2010 at 6:44 PM
12
Unlike Flickr, YouTube does not update view totals instantly.
Posted by midwaypete on September 5, 2010 at 7:27 PM
13
Here I was thinking that you were going to say it wasn't a boy in the subtext.
Posted by Alea on September 5, 2010 at 7:33 PM
Canuck 14
In unrelated news (as the thread appears to be nearing exhaustion):
Leaving Calgary's Pride Parade, stopping in a coffee shop in the lobby of the Marriott, along with 5 or so young men who had been at the parade, and a large bus pulls up, dispensing the Edmonton Eskimos football team. Guy 1 to guy 2: "Well, THAT was good timing..."
Posted by Canuck on September 5, 2010 at 9:51 PM
metardtard 15
yawn
Posted by metardtard on September 5, 2010 at 11:28 PM
Telsa 16
@14: Oh, Calgary.
Posted by Telsa on September 6, 2010 at 2:01 AM
Frau Blucher 17
I'm into MEN, not boys, so others will have to help him get his view counts higher, since I'm really not into helping boys get erections. Nothing against a boy getting aroused, but I'll pass on watching...
Posted by Frau Blucher on September 6, 2010 at 3:38 AM
18
It's really disgusting to watch Dan Savage post videos of boys who barely look 18. Oh, Oh, maybe he's from a conservative Christian household.
Posted by chicken hawk on September 6, 2010 at 8:06 AM
19
Happy to make someone happy, especially if it only takes 1minute and 34 seconds of my time. But I think that you might have to watch the video through youtube itself instead of as a link to get the number count up (don't know, just a maybe guess), and I don't want to help him enough to do that much *work.*

Canuck: I loved your story. Better than this boy's video.
Posted by nocutename on September 6, 2010 at 8:51 AM
20
Were those moves supposed to be alluring? White boy dancing FTL.
Posted by jhops on September 6, 2010 at 10:12 AM
Steven Bradford 21
What does his being over 21 have to do with anything? It's not like clicking on the video buys him a drink... ;-)
Posted by Steven Bradford http://www.seanet.com/~bradford/ on September 6, 2010 at 10:15 AM
breadandcirce 22
Well, he sure can't dance.
Posted by breadandcirce on September 6, 2010 at 10:54 AM
23
Doesn't matter if the boy can _dance_ or not. Doesn't even matter if you want to watch him. Just click through to YouTube and let it run on a background tab or something. He's sweet, he's harmless, and he gets off on something that requires as much effort as forgetting to close the tab your porn is in. 0.o

How people can begrudge that is silly. I've clicked through a few times, and I can't say as I've watched the whole thing through even once. *shrug* I'm just happy to help.
Posted by SlurpeeMoney on September 6, 2010 at 11:15 AM
Ness 24
Something about this seems off to me -- how are you sure that this guy didn't record this video for someone online who in turn posted it on YouTube?
I watched it anyways, I just hope I'm contributing to someone's erection rather than someone's embarrassment.
Posted by Ness http://www.collegecandy.com/author/nessfraser on September 6, 2010 at 12:18 PM
25
that's a really, really bad dance. just, really bad.
Posted by Adrian Ryan on September 6, 2010 at 12:59 PM
gloomy gus 26
@25, that's why I guess maladjusted meds. Or that he's not gay.
Posted by gloomy gus on September 6, 2010 at 1:13 PM
BmuthafuckinRad 27
the comment about our society is that in order to view the video in its stand alone location on youtube you have to log in to confirm that you are over 18. He's not even naked. The puritanical thinking behind that requirement would baffle a European, for example.
Posted by BmuthafuckinRad on September 6, 2010 at 2:29 PM
28
...so where do we donate for dance lessons?
Posted by manitestdestiny on September 6, 2010 at 5:11 PM

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