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??!! Why Wouldn't You Leave Your Pants On?
Posted by Dan Savage on Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 10:26 AM
Gotta be fake, right? (Via JMG.)
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I grew up on a farm and bailed hay in both round and square bails and I have no idea how this could be possible.
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I asked my husband about this, he said it's definitely fake, because balers have sharp things (he may have used a technical term here...) that poke into the bale as it's being made. Would make a good halloween costume here in hickville, though!
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again....you people have horrible bullshit & CGI detectors.....
no fucking wonder Hollywood can get away with that horrible horrible crap they produce & have the masses visually "buy it"
do your eyes not understand what basic physics looks like? Have you ever watched a snowflake fall or a soccerball bounce off a wall?
I sometimes feel like I'm swimming in a poor of retards
no fucking wonder Hollywood can get away with that horrible horrible crap they produce & have the masses visually "buy it"
do your eyes not understand what basic physics looks like? Have you ever watched a snowflake fall or a soccerball bounce off a wall?
I sometimes feel like I'm swimming in a poor of retards
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Andy_Squirrel @8:
Hello, irony, my old friend.
I sometimes feel like I'm swimming in a poor of retards
Hello, irony, my old friend.
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Aw, be nice to #8. You'd be cranky too, if you had to live in a world where everyone was dumber (a LOT dumber) than you.
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Jumping into a bailer would be a very messy way to go.
As too taking off your pants, well I have no idea but I do know from stacking hay for hours on end that you itch all over no matter what. Chaff finds it's way into every nock and cranny.
As too taking off your pants, well I have no idea but I do know from stacking hay for hours on end that you itch all over no matter what. Chaff finds it's way into every nock and cranny.
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@21 - that sounds like an Urban Dictionary invention: like if you're one of those guys who wears briefs and "tucks" downward, the area that's folded over could be called the "nock" (nuts/cock interface). Cause it can get itchy on a warm day.
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Absolutely impossible. Bailers use long sharp teeth to manipulate the hay, and big piston compacts the square together.
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