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City / Nightlife Seattle's Nightlife Throwdown Tonight!
Posted by Cienna Madrid on Wed, Sep 1, 2010 at 11:16 AM
- Toby Crittenden, already wasted.
All happening tonight!
1
I go to the Keg In Renton, to get some meat and potatoes after 24 Hour Fitness. 10:45 pm.
The place is dark, only one table with some people.
I am told, it's bar-only and I get the table top menu.
The waitresss says "I'm low on prime rib."
I say "low as in...you have some, or not."
"Well, I'm low on it.".
"So you might have prime rib."
"No. I'm low on it."
If you see a man standing on the corner screaming.
Please.
Understand.
The place is dark, only one table with some people.
I am told, it's bar-only and I get the table top menu.
The waitresss says "I'm low on prime rib."
I say "low as in...you have some, or not."
"Well, I'm low on it.".
"So you might have prime rib."
"No. I'm low on it."
If you see a man standing on the corner screaming.
Please.
Understand.
4
I hope Toby Crittenden is gettin' more ass than he can keep both hands on from all the Slog lust. He's the uber-hawtness.
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