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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Crazy Guy Takes Hostage at Discovery Channel, Says Save The Squirrels

Posted by on Wed, Sep 1, 2010 at 12:14 PM

WTF is wrong with people. This James Jay Lee guy is crazy. I've been reading his website, SaveThePlanetProtest, where he details exactly how crazy he is. I'm pretty sure this is going to give the folks at Fox News lots of ammo against environmentalists. Accent on 'mentalist'. Anyway, thought this was the real gem from his rants:

Saving the environment and the remaning species diversity of the planet is now your mindset. Nothing is more important than saving them. The Lions, Tigers, Giraffes, Elephants, Froggies, Turtles, Apes, Raccoons, Beetles, Ants, Sharks, Bears, and, of course, the Squirrels.

Here's the google cache, site appears to be down. Crazy talk.

 

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Jessica 1
"Froggies"? "Immigrant filth"? Anchor babies? Random capitalization?

Sorry, dude, you lost me within the first two sentences. Blow yourself up and make the world a better place.
Posted by Jessica on September 1, 2010 at 12:26 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 2
Are you sure this guy's not from Seattle?
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on September 1, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Joe Szilagyi 3
You guys ought to save his writing.

Also, he reminds me of: http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=pOuumGX-6u…
Posted by Joe Szilagyi http://www.joeszilagyi.com on September 1, 2010 at 12:41 PM
Dougsf 4
Eastern Gray Squirrels don't need no crazy—and using a 3 word name in the 21'st century usually spells crazy—dude's help, they've pretty much taken over North America just fine on their own.

He didn't have the balls to try this on Shark Week.
Posted by Dougsf on September 1, 2010 at 12:44 PM
Dougsf 5
I don't know why I put that apostrophe in 21st.
Posted by Dougsf on September 1, 2010 at 12:47 PM
irl 6
I've recently been wondering what good squirrels do? This reminds me to search that out.
The crazy dude is right tho' . . .we don’t need anymore shows about women having mass quantities of babies. Or the subsequent shows on the annoying women and pussy ass husbands raising them. I've never watched that shit but it's in my face a lot. The Duggars, the Gosslin's - all need to go away.
Now discovery is talking about a Sarah Palin show and if that's the case I say. . .you go crazy dude!
Posted by irl on September 1, 2010 at 12:59 PM
Will in Seattle 7
So long as he doesn't start talking really fast and singing "You're all Gonna Die" it will work out fine.
Posted by Will in Seattle http://www.facebook.com/WillSeattle on September 1, 2010 at 1:08 PM
Andy_Squirrel 8
@6 plant trees you dongus!
Posted by Andy_Squirrel on September 1, 2010 at 1:14 PM
OuterCow 9
Why can't someone do this over all their inane UFO, paranormal, Anti-science programming?
Posted by OuterCow on September 1, 2010 at 1:20 PM
stinkbug 10
"Humans are supposed to be inventive. INVENT, DAMN YOU!!"
Posted by stinkbug on September 1, 2010 at 1:40 PM
stinkbug 11
ugh, will there be more hatin' on east coast asians now?
Posted by stinkbug on September 1, 2010 at 1:41 PM
12
Hold on! Why the fuck didn't this asshole do this to Fox News studios? At least then when he blows himself up he can take some of the bad guys with him. Fucking worthless environmental terrorist. Lock him up and forget to feed him like a kid with a new pet.

BTW, why are Frogs the only ones with the cutesy nickname? What's wrong with the rest of those animals?
Posted by Root on September 1, 2010 at 1:44 PM
13
Memo to both this guy and the Unabomber: Please stop helping.
Posted by Proteus on September 1, 2010 at 1:54 PM
stinkbug 14
@12: Why didn't he build a time machine and kill God?
Posted by stinkbug on September 1, 2010 at 2:02 PM
smade 15
It's all Chris Ballew's fault.
Posted by smade on September 1, 2010 at 2:07 PM
Brian Geoghagan 16
Now they've shot him. He must have started carving a piece of wood.
Posted by Brian Geoghagan on September 1, 2010 at 2:13 PM
Posted by Toe Tag on September 1, 2010 at 2:48 PM
Soupytwist 18
"... and of course, the squirrels" is how I will be ending all of my arguments from now on.
Posted by Soupytwist http://twitter.com/katherinesmith on September 1, 2010 at 3:12 PM
care bear 19
@4 And they're all first names.
Posted by care bear on September 1, 2010 at 7:49 PM
i'm pro-science and i vote 20
raccoons and squirrels are noble creatures, no? worthy of inheriting the earth, no?

yeah, Fox is probably going to milk this to death
Posted by i'm pro-science and i vote http://home.comcast.net/~theyellowdog/joerepublican.htm on September 1, 2010 at 9:54 PM
Vince 21
Cancel your cable teevee. That will go a long way toward ending pollution. Also, Lee is now another
filthy human not polluting the planet. He's dead!
Posted by Vince on September 2, 2010 at 5:29 AM

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