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??!! / TV "There's half naked girls everywhere. Whatever. Peace, Bye."
Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Aug 30, 2010 at 12:24 PM
The Jersey Circus combines Famliy Circus cartoons with Jersey Shore quotes.
Two horrible things, put together, can sometimes be worthwhile. (Thanks to Slog tipper Shannon.)
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I'm with Vince. Maybe if this was a world where someone wasn't already pairing Nietzsche quotes with Family Circus panels, would this be worthwhile.
I used to work with a guy who would tear the Family Circus out of the paper and alter it significantly. My favorite was one with Jeffy and Dolly at the breakfast table. He changed it so Dolly had spooned out Jeffy's eyes (now floating in the cereal bowl), given her vampire fangs, and a caption reading "Now that I've gouged out your eyes, you will see no evil!" To which Jeffy replied, "Thanks Dolly!" while blood was spurting out of his eye sockets. This guy was a Rhode Island School of Design grad, so the art was pretty good.
I used to work with a guy who would tear the Family Circus out of the paper and alter it significantly. My favorite was one with Jeffy and Dolly at the breakfast table. He changed it so Dolly had spooned out Jeffy's eyes (now floating in the cereal bowl), given her vampire fangs, and a caption reading "Now that I've gouged out your eyes, you will see no evil!" To which Jeffy replied, "Thanks Dolly!" while blood was spurting out of his eye sockets. This guy was a Rhode Island School of Design grad, so the art was pretty good.
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Random facts: The Dysfunctional Family Circus started appearing 21 years ago, and a number of the Jersey Shore cast members were about 21 during the first season.
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Someone should do the inverse and use film stills of JS and dialog from FC. I see the Situation and a big plate of 'pasghetti'.
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My all time favorite DFC was the kids standing at a chainlink fence in front a poorly drawn factory with smoke pouring out the smokestack.
The caption read: "That's where they turn Jews into soap, only we're not supposed to talk about it."
Sick, sick, sick, but hilarious coming from Dolly.
The caption read: "That's where they turn Jews into soap, only we're not supposed to talk about it."
Sick, sick, sick, but hilarious coming from Dolly.
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Jesus, what's up with you guys today? I don't see any half-naked girls here. Can we have a little truth in advertising?
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You guys know about "The Other Family," right? I learned about it on SLOG, but can't remember from whom.
http://theotherfamily.com/view.php?g=1
http://theotherfamily.com/view.php?g=1
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