This must be a reskinned porn game, right?

Congratulations! You have just been hired as an apprentice masseur of Giselle's beauty farm, one of the most famous in the city. Learn new relaxing massage combinations and apply them on your stressed customers!

As an apprentice, you'll have to do your best: if your client gets angry, no one will save you from losing your job, but if you prove to be able, you might even become the director of the whole beauty farm! So what are you waiting for? Six clients are waiting for your help, you are the only one who can help them!

Delightful! Disembodied hands work over the quadrants of a sex robot. Sometimes we wonder whether the Wii should be pronounced as though it rhymes with "high."

The Stranger Testing Department is Rob Lightner and Paul Hughes.