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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Lunchtime Quickie: Today in Cats

Posted by on Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 12:10 PM

Who's crazier? I really can't decide...

 

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venomlash 1
On /b/, various Anons were working to find that crazy lady's personal information so that they can pay her back for what she did to the cat. (The cat was rescued, but was shell-shocked and very weak after its ordeal in the trash.)
Not surprising, considering that Not Even Doom Music is worth animal cruelty. Even /b/tards respect that.
Posted by venomlash on August 24, 2010 at 12:26 PM
Vince 2
Malevolent hearted bitch. Why? Why the impulse to throw the cat in the dump? I hope they catch her and make her explain publically.
Posted by Vince on August 24, 2010 at 12:36 PM
SurlyYurmom 3
Hey man, at least she recycled.
Posted by SurlyYurmom on August 24, 2010 at 12:37 PM
onion 4
wow. don't even need to watch the first one. the second video show's someone truly awful.
Posted by onion on August 24, 2010 at 12:48 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 5
What a fucking cunt. I hope she gets shoved into a box for a few days without air, water or food.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on August 24, 2010 at 12:49 PM
giffy 6
I think the first cat might envy the second one.
Posted by giffy on August 24, 2010 at 12:51 PM
7
They caught the bitch... sadly, she wasn't arrested because throwing a cat in a trashcan is not a criminal offense in the UK, apparently.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/aug…
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on August 24, 2010 at 12:55 PM
8
Her name is Mary Bale. Her mother swears that she loves cats.

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/world…
Posted by basura on August 24, 2010 at 12:58 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 9
I bet she's a conservative. She certianly demonstrates those conservative values we keep hearing about.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on August 24, 2010 at 1:06 PM
The Skank 10
@9 I bet she has small children locked away in a bunker under her staircase along with an assortment of 'god hates gays' placards
Posted by The Skank on August 24, 2010 at 1:20 PM
FerretRunner64 11
What a reprehensible bitch. I do love that garbage cans are known as "wheelie bins", though....
Posted by FerretRunner64 on August 24, 2010 at 1:23 PM
12
Stupid bitch, doesn't she know cats go in yard waste?
Posted by Recycled Hippie on August 24, 2010 at 1:28 PM
Schmapdi 13
What a fucking cunt!
Posted by Schmapdi on August 24, 2010 at 1:30 PM
Rhett Oracle 14
...in the UK don't even think of picking your nose, scratching your ass or poppin' pussies into bins - Big Bro be watchin' your every move.
Posted by Rhett Oracle on August 24, 2010 at 1:31 PM
samktg 15
What an evil woman.
Posted by samktg http://effyeaharthistory.tumblr.com/ on August 24, 2010 at 1:32 PM
16
How is that not animal cruelty? Jesus, in the UK you can be arrested for fucking a bicycle but not for doing something that could lead to the death of a defenseless animal?
Posted by keshmeshi on August 24, 2010 at 1:34 PM
Frau Blucher 17
As the owner of a cat for the past 17 years, let me also agree with those posting here, this woman is a fucking cunt (and I personally hate the "c" word, but in this case, it is warranted).
Posted by Frau Blucher on August 24, 2010 at 1:45 PM
18
"In a statement, Coventry police said they were supporting the investigation and "urge the public to leave the matter to be dealt with correctly by the authorities".

Frontier kitty justice!
Posted by balmonter on August 24, 2010 at 1:48 PM
sirkowski 19
That's some weak-ass stupid cat. The lid of that garbage can is pretty light.

Cats outside the home are free game anyway. I keep them off my backyard with a airsoft gun and a supersoaker. If you like your cats, keep them at home and spay and neuter them. Maybe the lady was tired of finding turds in her garden.
Posted by sirkowski http://www.missdynamite.com on August 24, 2010 at 2:22 PM
20
I'm definitely naming my next cat Papa.
Posted by margotpolo on August 24, 2010 at 2:23 PM
Purocuyu 21
let's be clear, that cat was on a street, which means (to me at least) that it was abandoned, as all owned cats should be kept under lock and key. the lady was just trying to give the cat a new start, a "recycling" in a way. By now, there must be a waiting list to adopt that cat. The lady was wildly successful in her recycling. I've never had a line to adopt the contents of a recycling bin.
Posted by Purocuyu http://littlevictorygarden.tumblr.com on August 24, 2010 at 2:32 PM
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@19 and 21,

I'm taking this to mean that if you ever park your cars on the street, I'm well within my rights to take off with them. Thanks for the new wheels, dudes!
Posted by keshmeshi on August 24, 2010 at 2:40 PM
23
@19,

I'm also not sure how a cat is supposed to climb up the sides of a plastic garbage can.
Posted by keshmeshi on August 24, 2010 at 2:41 PM
aardvark 24
i have a thing for deviant dull looking older women. dan what do i do?
Posted by aardvark on August 24, 2010 at 2:42 PM
25
Happy Bus Day, indeed.
Posted by My5thBusDay on August 24, 2010 at 2:49 PM
26
That was really creepy. You can see from the moment she encounters the cat that she dislikes it and is thinking about what she should do to it. And the way she looks around while it gets friendlier to her... omg she meant for it to die in there...
Posted by subwlf on August 24, 2010 at 2:54 PM
27
Cave her head in with a cricket bat. And don't even think twice about it. Then go shit on her grave.
Posted by catsnbanjos on August 24, 2010 at 3:09 PM
elenchos 28
The joke that she has someone chained up in her basement isn't all that far from the truth -- the correlation between animal cruelty and crimes against humans is so high that the police would be wise to investigate her very thoroughly. Forget about charging her with animal cruelty -- odds are she has tortured humans in the past or is going to in the future if they don't keep a close eye on her.
Posted by elenchos on August 24, 2010 at 3:37 PM
bugwitch 29
@28

I enjoy abusing humans...but I would never dream of intentionally hurting a cat. I hope she comes back as a cat in China in her next life.
Posted by bugwitch on August 24, 2010 at 3:55 PM
w7ngman 30
That cat has a mustache.
Posted by w7ngman http://userscripts.org/users/89370 on August 24, 2010 at 4:04 PM
31
maybe she thought the cat was hungry and it was going to rain...
Posted by benxer77 on August 24, 2010 at 5:33 PM
kristinbell 32
Ahhhhh! That was sooooo awful!!! That woman is pure EVIL!!!!
Posted by kristinbell http://kristinbell.org on August 24, 2010 at 6:16 PM
TVDinner 33
Never underestimate the malevolence of a middle-aged woman.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on August 24, 2010 at 6:16 PM
Clarence42 34
Ya-Rite...the solution to over-population is definitely put the "cat in a bag".
Posted by Clarence42 on August 24, 2010 at 7:23 PM
sirkowski 35
Terri Shaivo is alive, the cat lady is a serial killer. I KNOW! I saw it on YouTube.
Posted by sirkowski http://www.missdynamite.com on August 24, 2010 at 7:53 PM
Cory 36
Well uh I'm gonna put the piece-of-shit-cat-serial-killer-who-deserves-to-be-shit-on out of my mind and say....

CAT BERTHSDAY PARTY!
Posted by Cory on August 24, 2010 at 10:50 PM
jezbian 37
revenge of the cat has been made and posted - A for effort, C+ for artistic impression.
Posted by jezbian on August 25, 2010 at 11:47 PM
Posted by jezbian on August 25, 2010 at 11:48 PM

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