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Monday, August 16, 2010

More Ham

Posted by on Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 1:27 PM

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MORE HAM! MORE! HAM! M! O! R! E! H! A! M!

 

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1
Dominic Holden, hamming it for us, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by supergp on August 16, 2010 at 1:47 PM
Fnarf 2
Is Wm. Stephen Humphrey putting on weight?
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on August 16, 2010 at 2:07 PM
StillNon 3
Supposed enlightened jerks like you that still eat meat should be excited by this, right? R.I.G.H.T.?.!
Posted by StillNon on August 16, 2010 at 2:09 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 4
Ham's good. But bacon is better.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on August 16, 2010 at 2:17 PM
5
@3: I'm pretty enlightened, and I still like me some ham. So....bite me?

Enlightenment is in the eye of the beholder.

(Insert joke about anti-magic etc.)
Posted by supergp on August 16, 2010 at 2:36 PM
StillNon 6
You know what's even better than bacon, 4? You fucking off.

Do you even go here? Nope.
Posted by StillNon on August 16, 2010 at 2:37 PM
7
If some is good, then more is better.
Posted by J.R. on August 16, 2010 at 2:38 PM
Vince 8
Are you Jewish?
Posted by Vince on August 16, 2010 at 2:45 PM
34x42 9
i prefer my ham canned. and dropped off a building.
Posted by 34x42 on August 16, 2010 at 2:47 PM
10
@9 wins.
Posted by supergp on August 16, 2010 at 2:50 PM
treacle 11
Whoa! A whole metric INCH more H.A.M.! Wow. That's, uh, alot[sic] of H.A.M.. Are these cloned H.A.M.s then? Or V.A.T. grown? I'm confused. Why is it MORE delicious again?
Posted by treacle on August 16, 2010 at 2:51 PM
TVDinner 12
@6: Is the syphilis acting up again today?
Posted by TVDinner http:// on August 16, 2010 at 2:56 PM
nixor 13
haha people are angry about ham
Posted by nixor on August 16, 2010 at 3:23 PM
Canuck 14
Jon Hamm>ham
Posted by Canuck on August 16, 2010 at 3:26 PM
venomlash 15
Goyishe naches.
Posted by venomlash on August 16, 2010 at 3:29 PM
StillNon 16
13: people are not angry about ham.

People are laughing at people who still eat ham.
Posted by StillNon on August 16, 2010 at 3:31 PM
MacCrocodile 17
@16 Laugh all you want. More ham for me.
Posted by MacCrocodile on August 16, 2010 at 3:33 PM
blip 18
that's a lot of excitment for only slightly more ham.
Posted by blip on August 16, 2010 at 3:41 PM
StillNon 19
17: eat it all and die faster, kay thanks!
Posted by StillNon on August 16, 2010 at 3:53 PM
Canuck 20
@19 Know what I like best about people who don't eat eat bacon? Their sunny personalities and wit.
Posted by Canuck on August 16, 2010 at 4:06 PM
More, I Say! 21
StillNon(TM)! Offering you even MORE delicious VegaNazi vitriol!!!

Dear SN, no one cares what you put in yr mouth. I hear antifreeze tastes like candy though...
Posted by More, I Say! on August 16, 2010 at 4:24 PM
MacCrocodile 22
@19 - I'll gladly die earlier if it means I don't have to listen to your smug bullshit. And I'll enjoy the ham in the process.
Posted by MacCrocodile on August 16, 2010 at 4:53 PM
StillNon 23
21, 22, 23 et al:

I'm not being smug.

NOBODY CARES.

Die earlier, please! Fuck your family and your kids and your health and everything that goes along with it.

HAM? Gotta have it!

Die happy, dude/dudette, more power to you.

You'd look just as stupid if you were defensive about how yummy you think twinkies are.

In reality, the only person that loses is you. And along the way, a bunch of other sentient beings. BUT FUCK YEAH HAM.
Posted by StillNon on August 16, 2010 at 5:43 PM
24
oh, freakin, snap, 23.

I like your angle. But you've identified yourself in the infinite loop that is the clamor to outlive other trick bitches.
Posted by inaudible snap on August 16, 2010 at 6:04 PM
Space Funk Guru 25
I know what I yam and I'm glad I'm a ham and so's Lola! La-la-la-la-lola! La-la-la-la-loooo-laaaa!
Posted by Space Funk Guru on August 16, 2010 at 6:44 PM
Free Lunch 26
@23 - But twinkies ARE yummy. The delicious smell from the Hostess plant is what gets me and my bike over the Dexter hill. If only there were a HoneyBaked Hams factory on the other side...

Have fun living forever, eating gruel.
Posted by Free Lunch on August 16, 2010 at 7:22 PM
Greg 27
More jamón ibérico, please.
Posted by Greg on August 16, 2010 at 9:37 PM
28
@ 23

If pigs were really so sensitive about getting killed and eaten then maybe those lazy mother fuckers would invent j guns, rise up, and take back the earth. But they didn't. They're just content to sit around, maturing into delicious ham. Which is GREAT wrapped in bacon with a twinkie chaser.
Posted by DominoPanik on August 17, 2010 at 7:52 AM
gefion 29
Oh, my god,
you know the world is great.
Abolish hate
and appreciate
when you eat ham.
Cuz you know
that ham is good for you
and healthy too
and health begins with H and so does ham.
Posted by gefion on August 17, 2010 at 9:12 AM
30
drink more HAMMS!
Posted by masgroovy on August 17, 2010 at 12:15 PM
31
Ham is tasty. This advertisement did not "work" in the strictest sense, because I did not buy ham from the merchants who made it, but on the other hand I was eating a ham sandwich as I was looking at it, and that ham sandwich was goddamn delicious.

The makers of coarse-ground mustard, Swiss cheese, rye bread, and pickles should also thank those who made this advertisement.

Nom.
Posted by NT on August 17, 2010 at 2:53 PM

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