President Obama's favorite candy is a smoked-sea-salt caramel in milk chocolate from Fran's Chocolates.

Oprah loves Theo Chocolate.

Trophy Cupcakes is one of Martha Stewarts' favorite cupcake bakeries and she says their Chocolate Graham Cracker Cupcakes with Toasted Marshmallow are delicious (they really are).

Oscar-winning actress Shirley MacLaine calls Almond Roca a favorite.

And! We don't have to cover our cupcakes in camouflage to get men to eat them. Seattle cupcakes are so fucking tasty, dudes here aren't ashamed to be seen eating pink frosting.

SO THERE.